Going on Tour With Showalter!
Myself and the guy I work with are going on tour! Below are the first announced dates. There may be a few more to follow. On a scale of 1-1000, in terms of awesomeness, I think it's going to be a 600!
Sept 19 YMCA Boulton Center, Bay Shore, NY (Black Only)
Oct 11 Royal Oak, Detroit, MI
Oct 13 Metro, Chicago, IL
Oct 14 Turner Hall, Milwaukee, WI
Oct 15 Pantages, Minneapolis, MN
Oct 17 Ogden Theatre, Denver, CO
Oct 23 Fox Theatre, Oakland, CA
Oct 27 Wellmont Theater, Montclair, NJ
Oct 28 Sixth & I Synagogue, Washington, DC
Oct 29 Trocadero, Philadelphia, PA











Neglecting North Carolina once again! Thanks, fucker!
Posted by: Nick Robinson | September 06, 2009 at 03:10 PM
hahahahah it looks like the sept 19 gig is segregated.
Posted by: Melinda | September 06, 2009 at 03:19 PM
DAMN FUCK U BITCH DETROIT!!!!...not Michael...DETROIT..that place is a shittown why not come 2 gr,mi??!
aw fuck it there is no sanitary/amusing place 2 play in mi.
ps.
why do u look extremly high in that pic up there?!?!?
Posted by: Macy | September 06, 2009 at 03:24 PM
That's incredibly random cities. Why not visit Atlanta jerkface?
Posted by: Ivan Alfaro | September 06, 2009 at 03:27 PM
Come to Miami, FL!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
Posted by: Kate | September 06, 2009 at 03:28 PM
Finally you two are coming up to Minnesota! Now we can meet and then "meat" each other while fulfilling all of my gay threesome fantasies at once!
Posted by: Casey | September 06, 2009 at 03:28 PM
Here's to hoping you add a ~*south east*~ date.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 06, 2009 at 03:32 PM
It's racist that the Sept 19 show is black only.
Posted by: Justin | September 06, 2009 at 03:32 PM
Damn, I got all excited for nothing...
I see you guys are scared of us southerners... Understood.
But I wish y'all would come closer.
Posted by: Maggie | September 06, 2009 at 03:40 PM
Come to louisville, or at least cinnci
Posted by: leslie | September 06, 2009 at 03:46 PM
Can't wait! I'm going to head up to the DC show, but you two need to come to NC too!
Posted by: Hannah | September 06, 2009 at 03:50 PM
What the fuck? Oakland?! Why don't you understand that so cal loooooves you. You better add LA, shithead. Please?
Posted by: cat | September 06, 2009 at 03:52 PM
If you come to Atlanta I might consider actually watching your show sometime.
Posted by: Melissa | September 06, 2009 at 03:55 PM
You got something against the Northwest?
c'mon, Seattle loves you.
=(
Posted by: Sarah | September 06, 2009 at 03:57 PM
The fact that the Sept 19 show changed from "Blacks only" to "Black only" made more sense, but then, as I thought about it, less sense.
Posted by: That Kind of Girl | September 06, 2009 at 04:07 PM
Seattle hates you, but you should add a tour date for her most defintely.
Posted by: liesa | September 06, 2009 at 04:08 PM
Happy Labor Day weekend.
The 13th is in Chicago. You guys always hit Chicago on the 13th. I think it's purposeful. It's the devils date. You and that guy you work with will be "protected" as you mysteriously blow in like "Cooger & Dark's Pandemonium Shadow Show".
Posted by: Reen | September 06, 2009 at 04:09 PM
Hello. I see there is nothing close to Los Angeles. I know LA has many negative aspects...but I live here! I need to see you! Damn you, Michaels.
Posted by: A.lex | September 06, 2009 at 04:18 PM
What do you have against the South? That's right. Southeast US has plenty to offer, like slave(s) & Chik-fil-a
Posted by: caitratch | September 06, 2009 at 04:40 PM
Can't believe you aren't coming to atlanta. I know at least 2 people here who like you.
Posted by: clare | September 06, 2009 at 04:40 PM
Still sad that the show you guys had in May somewherez in Boston was canceled. I got my ticket in the mail and everything.
If you do end up in New England, I'll definitely be there. If not... I might even be willing to drive to Philly if I have the time. D:
Posted by: Amanda | September 06, 2009 at 05:55 PM
COME TO BUFFALO NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUFFALO! BUFFALO! We're like 8 hours from NYC...take the stupid train!!! PLEASE!!!
Posted by: Ollie | September 06, 2009 at 06:00 PM
A tour date in San Diego is as likely as an offer of cunnilingus from you. It won't happen, but if it did, I would surely come.
Posted by: Who else? | September 06, 2009 at 06:02 PM
It's "Me and the guy with whom I work", not "Myself and the guy I work with".
Posted by: D | September 06, 2009 at 06:05 PM
Sorry, it's actually "The guy with whom I work and I".
Posted by: D | September 06, 2009 at 06:06 PM