My New Facebook Page
Because of my continuing battle with Facebook over the touchy subject of love, I have decided to start a new Facebook Fan Page which lets me skirt their "nobody has more than 5,000 friends" policy. Well I have more than 5,000 friends, Facebook! Just because I haven't "met" most of them doesn't mean they're not my friends. After all, what is a stranger, Facebook, other than a friend you haven't met yet? Maybe Facebook doesn't believe in the human capacity to love, but I do. And I hope you do, too. To join my new Fan Page, just click here. It will literally be the best decision you ever make.
I love you.
Awfully tempting, Mr. Black. You friend whore!
Posted by: Camille | February 09, 2009 at 09:57 PM
What kind of lover DOES Michael make?
Posted by: Nicole | February 09, 2009 at 09:57 PM
done and done.
and we heart you, too.
Posted by: Chloe | February 09, 2009 at 10:19 PM
Your welcome video was endearingly creepy.
I love you. In an endearingly creepy kind of way.
Posted by: that stoner kid | February 09, 2009 at 11:55 PM
I was lucky enough to get in on the ground level and now you have well over 6,000 friends in just 2 days! The power of this blog is infinite. You are amazing, sir!
P.S. More videos, please. Maybe you can answer some questions that way, just to mix things up a bit. Or read to us. Or maybe do some show and tell? The possibilities are endless!!
Posted by: Susanna | February 10, 2009 at 01:40 AM
I thought there already was one: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Michael-Ian-Black/22162948686
I guess I was tricked.
Posted by: Calvin | February 10, 2009 at 03:02 AM
See, now I'm confused. You said love wasn't funny, but this blog about love WAS funny. I just don't know what you want any more... *wails*
Posted by: Tee | February 10, 2009 at 05:28 AM
Okay,so Facebook will only allow a look at the first page of Ask MIB. Evil. Pure evil.
If I want to see the video I will have to lower myself to use the public library and most likely will end up sitting by this guy(again).
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g319/javaship/creepy-1.jpg
Posted by: Camille | February 10, 2009 at 09:48 AM
Your love makes me uncomfortable sometimes.
Posted by: tmc | February 10, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Your video has captured the gentle creepy love of a 3rd cousin twice removed. I like that you never break from smiling. It's choppers from the start to the "choking on saliva" finish.
Thank you for that laugh, hope there is more to come.
Posted by: Reen | February 10, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Done!! And I love you too. :)
Posted by: Jenny | February 10, 2009 at 08:43 PM
Yay! The Q & A thing is really nice. You really are a wonderful man :) Thanks for the day that sucked out all my time. (Now that, was actually kind of evil.) Hugs!
Posted by: Jaime | February 11, 2009 at 04:42 AM
U don't luv me. U jus luv my doggy style.
Posted by: Snoop | February 11, 2009 at 02:58 PM
Cam (Snoop) - what the...? Ok, ok, is it time for an intervention, Sister?
Here's a checking point for you...if you can join FB and NOT check Michaels page (which is quite happening, thank you very much), every hour or so? You're still ok.
(Kind of).
Posted by: Reen | February 11, 2009 at 04:08 PM
I was arranging my old cd's...yes,I know,I'm a good person that sometimes makes bad choices. Oh,and next time I need to clear the box that says "remember personal ifo?".
Posted by: camille | February 11, 2009 at 05:23 PM
The more I think about it the more I see that joining your new facebook page was literally the best decision I've ever made
Posted by: kendra | February 11, 2009 at 06:28 PM
The more I think about it the more I see that joining your new facebook page was literally the best decision I've ever made
Posted by: kendra | February 11, 2009 at 06:29 PM
Cam? You're talking crazy talk! Now send me an email and explain what the Sam Hill you are yip yappin' about, will ya?
Thank you and goodnight.
Posted by: Reen will win the whole kit and kaboodle. Watch and see. | February 11, 2009 at 10:05 PM
I'll become a fan of yours if you become a fan of my dog: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=551995884&ref=profile#/pages/Shorty/46386706391?ref=nf
He's very famous.
Posted by: Teri | February 12, 2009 at 11:50 AM
My favorite Q&A so far:
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Q: If you could have a coupon for any product and/or service in the world, what would it be?
A: Free hugs.
That was by far the most adorable thing I've ever read. I don't know about "human," but you play "adorable" like a flipping champ.
Posted by: Jaime | February 12, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Also I liked it when you said you love the people in Texas because, hey! that's me :) (forget the irritably proud part, because that's definitely not me. But am I in the borders? Check. So, yay!)
And also when you said "Jaime." That was awesome.
Posted by: Jaime | February 12, 2009 at 11:17 PM
I'm a dork.
Posted by: Jaime | February 12, 2009 at 11:22 PM
I have a favorite Q & A too, but I'm not telling.
I'm really mysterious like that.
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