I did not know that LeVar played Kunta Kinta in "Roots." Am I impressed? I am.
However, my respect for LeVar Burton only increases my bloodlust since respecting your enemy makes his ultimate vanquishing all the sweeter. Since the stakes have been raised, let me re-raise sir: if you are going to go Kunta Kinta on my ass, I am going to go Johnny Blue Jeans on yours.
I hope you enjoy the smell of pleather, sir, because you are about to get a noseful.
Furthermore, I am hereby appointing Wil Wheaton as my second-in-command. Whether he wants the assignment or not, in times of war, we do not shirk from our duty. We rise to it. If the Klingons taught us nothing else, they surely taught us that.
I'm looking for soldiers. Set phasers to kill, gentlemen, and let loose the dogs of LeWar.