Come See Me Read "Chicken Cheeks" Tomorrow... If You Dare!!!
I just threw in the "if you dare" part to be dramatic. Tomorrow morning (January 17th) at 11:00 I'll be at the New York Barnes & Noble on 86th between 2nd and 3rd avenues for their regularly scheduled story time to read my new book "Chicken Cheeks." I haven't decided if I'm going to wear the chicken costume or not, but I'm definitely leaning towards it, because why the hell not? Also, if you want stuff signed or just want to say hi please come on by. It's going to fuck-tastic!!!
(I realize I probably shouldn't describe a children's story time as "fuck-tastic." That was an error in judgment and I apologize.)