Bleep Bloop
Here I am on College Humor's video game show "Bleep Bloop." I can't believe how annoying it is that I'm chewing gum throughout. At the time I thought, "It won't make a difference if I'm chewing gum, will it?" As it turns out, it does make a difference, an annoying difference, and I wish they had insisted that I rid myself of the gum. At the time, though, I had just eaten something smelly (old socks and lindberger cheese) and was worried that I had bad breath. What's more annoying? Bad breath or gum? To the people in the room, the bad breath. To the viewers who can't smell my breath, surely the gum.
Cool first comment.
Chewing gum makes you look bad ass. Fact.
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Posted by: dave minogue | January 14, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Daves right - it's bad ass.
Lennon always chewed gum, and there was nothing wrong with that man. Nothing, I say! ("Even when he verbally abused Cynthia and neglected Julian"? Ok, not then. To be fair though, that was before he knew how to "Imagine".)
I just like that you respect ladies and listened to the cute shy girls question.
Posted by: Reen | January 14, 2009 at 01:17 PM
Chewing gum, like smoking or holding a handgun, makes you look like you know what you're talking about. It's a confidence booster, if anything.
Posted by: Derek | January 14, 2009 at 01:40 PM
"Why, oh why......????", she wailed to no one in particular. The move to the country seemed like a good idea until she realized there was no dsl available. Or working toilets.
Posted by: Camille | January 14, 2009 at 02:14 PM
I think BVK hit the nail when (s)he aptly stated: "soooo hot talking about erotic arcade games on bleep bloop." Because Michael chews gum well. It's true.
I don't know why a dude chewing gum all, "What up. I don't care and stuff," is appealing, but it is. Dave Grohl is good at chewing gum too. But you are better at it. I think I'll bring some Hubba Bubba to your next show (that is, if you ever come to Texas again).
And (as I think you know ;) I'm with you Reen! When the girl said "my question wasn't important," and Michael was like, oh no. It was. Good stuff. Perceived underlying message: no one puts Sarah in corner. Oh to be Sarah.
Michael = awesome.
Posted by: Jaime | January 14, 2009 at 02:50 PM
No. It’s not badass, it’s bovine. The chewing makes you look almost as douchey as Colin Farrel at the Golden Globes, only he can't even use the breath argument, because he looks like he probably smells bad enough that a stick of gum wouldn't solve the problem.
Posted by: Jane | January 14, 2009 at 03:02 PM
No. It’s not badass, it’s bovine. The chewing makes you look almost as douchey as Colin Farrel at the Golden Globes, only he can't even use the breath argument, because he looks like he probably smells bad enough that a stick of gum wouldn't solve the problem.
Posted by: Jenna | January 14, 2009 at 03:09 PM
Yeah, I don't know what it is about gum chewing...but it's definitely sexy on Michael. I think that what sounds like nasal congestion also adds to the vibe.
Posted by: jbj | January 14, 2009 at 03:22 PM
I didn’t mean to double-post that …and with a different name, no less. I can explain. I’m a deeply paranoid person and didn’t want it to seem like I have nothing better to do than read and comment on blogs (I don’t, but that’s besides the point), so I used a very clever alias, not suspecting that the joke would soon be on me. When it didn’t work the first time I took it as a sign that I should have just been honest with myself and this forum. Now there it is – two times! I’m ashamed, but on a happier note: saying something twice makes it true.
Posted by: Jenna | January 14, 2009 at 03:34 PM
Wow. Has anyone ever told you that you look like this guy: http://www.michaelianblack.net/.a/6a00e54edada5e8833010536cce5d2970c-pi
Posted by: Reptar | January 14, 2009 at 03:54 PM
Yeah, normally gum chewing bugs the shit out of me but somehow seeing this video of you doing it, not so much.
I think the gum combined with your slouchy posture and inexplicable "Alaska" sweatshirt created an image. Of what, I'm not sure, but somehow it worked.
And, at least you spared the people in the room from your halitosis.
Posted by: Stephanie | January 14, 2009 at 04:14 PM
Haha Reptar! Mademeclick. Silly cartoon.
Posted by: Jaime | January 14, 2009 at 06:08 PM
College Humor + Michael Ian Black = Awesome
Posted by: Bailey | January 14, 2009 at 06:23 PM
Forget the gum, all I could think about was how excited* you looked to be there.
*sarcasm
Posted by: Susanna | January 14, 2009 at 07:24 PM
We're good mathematicians Bailey :)
Posted by: Jaime | January 14, 2009 at 11:40 PM
Your nod at the end is the best part.
Posted by: Ryalye | January 15, 2009 at 03:22 AM
haha arcade erotica... can anyone lend me a quarter?
(im a she) michael isnt only admired by dudes of the homo persuasion
Posted by: BVK | January 15, 2009 at 05:25 PM
I like how you are sinking deeper and deeper in your chair
Posted by: Kate | January 23, 2009 at 05:58 PM
"Chewing gum is really gross/Chewing gum I hate the most." - Traditional
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