Here I am on College Humor's video game show "Bleep Bloop." I can't believe how annoying it is that I'm chewing gum throughout. At the time I thought, "It won't make a difference if I'm chewing gum, will it?" As it turns out, it does make a difference, an annoying difference, and I wish they had insisted that I rid myself of the gum. At the time, though, I had just eaten something smelly (old socks and lindberger cheese) and was worried that I had bad breath. What's more annoying? Bad breath or gum? To the people in the room, the bad breath. To the viewers who can't smell my breath, surely the gum.