Some Things You Could Put In A Wheelbarrow/Some Things You Couldn't Put In A Wheelbarrow
Couldn't: Two Jennifer Love Hewitts
Could: Wood chips
Couldn't: The same wheelbarrow
Could: Grass trimmings
Couldn't: The swimming pool from my camp
Could: Scrap lumber
Couldn't: Yourself if you also needed to push the wheelbarrow.
Couldn't: All the cinnamon
Couldn't: A real dragon!
Couldn't: A teeny-tiny fart made by a teeny-tiny caterpillar riding a teeny-tiny bicycle
Couldn't: Some kind of pudding that hasn't been invented yet. (Once it's been invented it is no longer a kind of pudding that hasn't been invented yet.)
Could: Other wood chips
Couldn't: Outer space
Could: Roof tiles
Couldn't: The ineffable soul of Jim Henson
Could: Bags of concrete mix
Couldn't: My love for all of you!