Some Things You Could Put In A Wheelbarrow/Some Things You Couldn't Put In A Wheelbarrow
Could: Dirt
Couldn't: Two Jennifer Love Hewitts
Could: Wood chips
Couldn't: The same wheelbarrow
Could: Grass trimmings
Couldn't: The swimming pool from my camp
Could: Scrap lumber
Couldn't: Yourself if you also needed to push the wheelbarrow.
Could: Gravel
Couldn't: All the cinnamon
Could: Bricks
Couldn't: A real dragon!
Could: Sand
Couldn't: A teeny-tiny fart made by a teeny-tiny caterpillar riding a teeny-tiny bicycle
Could: Firewood
Couldn't: Some kind of pudding that hasn't been invented yet. (Once it's been invented it is no longer a kind of pudding that hasn't been invented yet.)
Could: Other wood chips
Couldn't: Outer space
Could: Roof tiles
Couldn't: The ineffable soul of Jim Henson
Could: Bags of concrete mix
Couldn't: My love for all of you!
>> Why is it that when you blog about fitting things into a wheelbarrow it is funny as hell and when BoBo puts something out there it scares me?
haha, it's true! Bobo is really weird. But I like that :)
Posted by: Jaime | October 22, 2008 at 07:46 PM
Your love for all of us? Isn't that roughly the size of one of those McDonalds sized milk cartons?
Posted by: Not Bobo | October 22, 2008 at 09:49 PM
Rylee? You're into wheelbarrows? I'm learning so much through this blog. Thanks and expect something black in the mail.
Posted by: Bailey | October 23, 2008 at 12:06 AM
See how the little kittens lap at the milk?
(Even if it is just the little bit from the McDonald's carton.)
Posted by: Zane | October 23, 2008 at 01:48 AM
what if the wheelbarrow is very large and mayhaps surreal? then it could hold a lot more possibilities.
,livy =)
Posted by: olivya | October 23, 2008 at 04:47 PM
What's with you and pudding?
Posted by: tyger | October 23, 2008 at 11:30 PM
Haha. My favorite is "All the Cinnamon."
Just bought tickets to see Stella in Cleveland. Stoked!
Posted by: James Kurtz III | October 24, 2008 at 03:00 PM
Hey! Sorry to change the subject a bit but we've got ourselves a Stella Winter Tour!
See www.stellacomedy.com, www.myspace.com/davidwain or www.myspace.com/stellamerch for all the info.
Time to order your Stella gear and show some love you guys!
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Posted by: Stella Merchandising | October 24, 2008 at 03:46 PM
What the fuck is a wheelbarrow?
Posted by: Bonnie Parker | October 25, 2008 at 12:50 AM
Tell me more things about this, I am a big fan of your blog.
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