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September 10, 2008

Favorite Comment of the Year

Here is my favorite comment of the year to date. It is in regards to my post entitled "Clothing Optional Resorts."

You really know nothing about nudism/naturism. And what you really want is sex, since you want to go to swingers' clubs. Have fun - you would be totally disappointed at a naturist resort/club, since nude = sex is an equation that does not apply there. One goes nude for the ineffable feeling of freedom and closeness to nature that one gets. Trying to explain it to you would be as futile as trying to explain red to a blind person. BTW etiquette demands that you sit on your own towel, not bottom on furniture. Footware is not precluded. And the motto is, nude when possible, clothed when practical. Don't go around frying stuff in the nude! I'm sorry to see you've written a flippant careless piece of prose without any research. Pathetic!




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Mike

Haha, that is truly an awesomely awesome comment full of awesomeness. And if I use the word awesome 3 times in one sentence, that means it's pretty much at the top of the awesome chain.

Geez man, how could you NOT know nudist etiquette? Unless...oh yeah, you were being funny. But that would just seem too unlikely coming from the blog of a comedian. Shame on you Michael Ian Black (famous).

Camille

Well, I'm glad someone has finally taken your blog seriously!!!


(firsties *drooly grin*)

Camille

Damn you,Mike!

Satur9

Woah, some people need to take life a *little* less seriously.

Severed

That guy is SO cool.

Susanna

How dare you write something about clothing optional resorts without doing some (very extensive) research first! How *very* dare you!!

emily

my cat's name is stella.

Reen

You're a big fat rule breaker!

You're not suppose to write about anything without experiencing it first!

Boogerhead Turtlebucket!

Sebastian

You make me sick, Michael Ian Black. To think you could be so careless when discussing such a sensitive subject. Those poor, pathetic nudists. You've soiled their good name.

Faith

I'm sensing...a virgin? Oh, don't worry, I have sufficient research for my theory, "You really know nothing about nudism/naturism. And what you really want is sex, since you want to go to swingers' clubs. Have fun - you would be totally disappointed at a naturist resort/club, since nude = sex is an equation that does not apply there. One goes nude for the ineffable feeling of freedom and closeness to nature that one gets. Trying to explain it to you would be as futile as trying to explain red to a blind person. BTW etiquette demands that you sit on your own towel, not bottom on furniture. Footware is not precluded. And the motto is, nude when possible, clothed when practical. Don't go around frying stuff in the nude! I'm sorry to see you've written a flippant careless piece of prose without any research. Pathetic!"

Amber

You know how much research you need to do to know that you wouldn't enjoy a nudist colony? Imagining your grandparents naked.
I don't think it needs to get much more extensive than that.

Whitney

I can tell you put no research into this post! I give your blog an F, mister!

Staci

That just goes to show you dont have to be nude to show just how tightly puckered your asshole really is.

Zane

Gosh! I'll bet you don't even have a real rainbow-making machine either. Probably never even saw that squirrel....

tim

i just think its so careless of you to write a blog about comments. you know nothing of comments. asshole.

Reptar

Is this the part where I type something clever so that I can get noticed in MIB's blog?

Because fuck that if so. I am still owed a haiku (about me, with Raymond Moses reference) before I contribute anything of worth to this blog, neighboring county and/or planet ever again.

Standing firm with my demands.

--Reptar.

Jim

Damn nudists. I don't trust them. They walk around in disguise with clothes on all day for the most part. Hypocrites.

Nerf

Real nudists can stir the Risotto with their wang.

chad

haha ...wieners

Jaime

Really -- this is your favorite?? Mine is the one that talked about Reen's big wiener chatter. I use that phrase all the time now -- hot dog conversations, polish sausage kolache conversations, penis conversations -- so relevant!

Lou D

Just once I'd like your favorite comment to be a positive one. You often focus on the negative comments. I think you relish it!

Emily

Michael Ian Black is hot!!!!!!!! I'd like to see him in a nudist colony...

Brendan

Haha "research"? Yeah Mr. Black, please google nudists and clothing optional beach, your wife won't think thats weird. This person must be retarded to some degree

Tony

Seeing the word "flippant" in an article about a nudist colony makes me giggle..

Stacey E

I think one of the sentences is rather poignant, as most nudists are indeed, "ineffable".

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