Favorite Comment of the Year

Here is my favorite comment of the year to date. It is in regards to my post entitled "Clothing Optional Resorts."

You really know nothing about nudism/naturism. And what you really want is sex, since you want to go to swingers' clubs. Have fun - you would be totally disappointed at a naturist resort/club, since nude = sex is an equation that does not apply there. One goes nude for the ineffable feeling of freedom and closeness to nature that one gets. Trying to explain it to you would be as futile as trying to explain red to a blind person. BTW etiquette demands that you sit on your own towel, not bottom on furniture. Footware is not precluded. And the motto is, nude when possible, clothed when practical. Don't go around frying stuff in the nude! I'm sorry to see you've written a flippant careless piece of prose without any research. Pathetic!

Comments

[Mike]

Haha, that is truly an awesomely awesome comment full of awesomeness. And if I use the word awesome 3 times in one sentence, that means it's pretty much at the top of the awesome chain.

Geez man, how could you NOT know nudist etiquette? Unless...oh yeah, you were being funny. But that would just seem too unlikely coming from the blog of a comedian. Shame on you Michael Ian Black (famous).

[Camille]

Well, I'm glad someone has finally taken your blog seriously!!!

(firsties *drooly grin*)

[Camille]

Damn you,Mike!

[Satur9]

Woah, some people need to take life a *little* less seriously.

[Severed]

That guy is SO cool.

[Susanna]

How dare you write something about clothing optional resorts without doing some (very extensive) research first! How *very* dare you!!

[emily]

my cat's name is stella.

[Reen]

You're a big fat rule breaker!

You're not suppose to write about anything without experiencing it first!

Boogerhead Turtlebucket!

[Sebastian]

You make me sick, Michael Ian Black. To think you could be so careless when discussing such a sensitive subject. Those poor, pathetic nudists. You've soiled their good name.

[Faith]

I'm sensing...a virgin? Oh, don't worry, I have sufficient research for my theory, "You really know nothing about nudism/naturism. And what you really want is sex, since you want to go to swingers' clubs. Have fun - you would be totally disappointed at a naturist resort/club, since nude = sex is an equation that does not apply there. One goes nude for the ineffable feeling of freedom and closeness to nature that one gets. Trying to explain it to you would be as futile as trying to explain red to a blind person. BTW etiquette demands that you sit on your own towel, not bottom on furniture. Footware is not precluded. And the motto is, nude when possible, clothed when practical. Don't go around frying stuff in the nude! I'm sorry to see you've written a flippant careless piece of prose without any research. Pathetic!"

[Amber]

You know how much research you need to do to know that you wouldn't enjoy a nudist colony? Imagining your grandparents naked.
I don't think it needs to get much more extensive than that.

[Whitney]

I can tell you put no research into this post! I give your blog an F, mister!

[Staci]

That just goes to show you dont have to be nude to show just how tightly puckered your asshole really is.

[Zane]

Gosh! I'll bet you don't even have a real rainbow-making machine either. Probably never even saw that squirrel....

[tim]

i just think its so careless of you to write a blog about comments. you know nothing of comments. asshole.

[Reptar]

Is this the part where I type something clever so that I can get noticed in MIB's blog?

Because fuck that if so. I am still owed a haiku (about me, with Raymond Moses reference) before I contribute anything of worth to this blog, neighboring county and/or planet ever again.

Standing firm with my demands.

--Reptar.

[Jim]

Damn nudists. I don't trust them. They walk around in disguise with clothes on all day for the most part. Hypocrites.

[Nerf]

Real nudists can stir the Risotto with their wang.

[chad]

haha ...wieners

[Jaime]

Really -- this is your favorite?? Mine is the one that talked about Reen's big wiener chatter. I use that phrase all the time now -- hot dog conversations, polish sausage kolache conversations, penis conversations -- so relevant!

[Lou D]

Just once I'd like your favorite comment to be a positive one. You often focus on the negative comments. I think you relish it!

[Emily]

Michael Ian Black is hot!!!!!!!! I'd like to see him in a nudist colony...

[Brendan]

Haha "research"? Yeah Mr. Black, please google nudists and clothing optional beach, your wife won't think thats weird. This person must be retarded to some degree

[Tony]

Seeing the word "flippant" in an article about a nudist colony makes me giggle..

[Stacey E]

I think one of the sentences is rather poignant, as most nudists are indeed, "ineffable".