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August 01, 2008

Here's Something I Just Wrote for the "Best Week Ever" Site

Michael Ian Black Presents: The 8 Awesomest Custom Vans In The History Of Awesome
By Michael Ian Black

Ed Note: Michael Ian Black — whose gilded resume includes Stella, The State, the tragically DVD-less Viva Variety, and countless well-meaning “I love that guy on Best Week Ever!” compliments — is now the proud author of a book, My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face. To help promote said reading material (which we can objectively say is funnier and more aggressively irreverent than even our high expectations were expecting), Michael has agreed to show off his love and keen eye for stylish custom vans for us in the form of a list. Take it away, Michael:

Custom vans are awesome. Anything that looks so cool outside and smells so rank inside has to be considered awesome. Nothing on four wheels has ever been invented that is better for simultaneously driving fast, cranking tunes, smoking reefer, and getting laid. What follows are several images of custom vans that rise above the merely awesome to the level of Super Awesome.

Bear Van

8. Bear Van

For the nature-loving environmentalist/ custom van aficionado, this custom van is equally at home at Yosemite National Park and the local roller rink where all the really cute fourteen year old girls hang out. It is unusual for it’s full-body paint treatment, as well as its “bear looking up at nothing” theme. As sweet as a bear’s favorite treat: garbage.

Chess Van

7. Chess Van

This chess-themed custom van features a diamond-shaped peek-a-boo side window and an incredible airbrushed panorama of pawn battling knight. This is the kind of van that says to any potential lady friends, “I both know how to party and play chess.” Checkmate, foxy, checkmate.

Condom Van

6. Condom Van

While not strictly a “custom van,” this baby lets any potential mates know one of two things about its driver: either he really likes to have safe sex or he has the shittiest job in the world. I suspect it might be the second.

Heart Dung Van

5. Heart Dung Van

This is what happens when you don’t let a professional customize your custom van. Yes you get a unique artistic statement, but you simultaneously get a van that looks like this. Note the airbrushed penis on the side. Classy.

Iron Maiden Van

4. Iron Maiden Van

If you haven’t outgrown Iron Maiden by the time you get your driver’s license, you are never going to outgrow Iron Maiden. The owner of this van, presumably named “Spinelli” (as indicated by the word “Spinellis” written in hyper-awesome Iron Maiden font on the side, knows what he likes, and what he likes is the band Iron Maiden and the color purple (but presumably not the Alice Walker novel, “The Color Purple.”) Please note awesome parallelogram peek-a-boo side window. Totally wicked.

Eclipse Van

3. Eclipse Van

So f-ing awesome it should be illegal. This van has everything: lime green body, custom flame job, airbrushed graffiti mural on the side featuring (look closely) an evil clown, random musical notes interposed with a cityscape, and of course, the piece de resistance, double rear wheels. When you’re having sex with nothing but fat chicks, you need the extra support. Trust me, I know.

Purple Bat-Wing Van

2. Purple Bat-Wing Van

What this van lacks in subtlety it more than makes up for in totally useless purple fiberglass appendages. This is the kind of van that says, “I probably won’t fit through the underpass.” On the other hand, it would be a perfect getaway vehicle for a bank job because nobody would think you would be stupid enough to rob a bank and then drive away in that thing. In case the van itself didn’t tell you the owner has a thing for Batman, the Batman decal on the side should clear up any confusion.

Space Van

1. Space Van

The classic. Diamond-shaped side window. Airbrushed sci-fi outer space mural, rust everywhere. This is exactly what a custom van should look like: a combination of totally unique artistic statement and totally shitty ride in which the air-conditioning probably doesn’t work. What better vehicle to park outside the 7-11 and sip Slurpees beside? This is my choice of #1 custom van of the world.

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Erik Young UN Diplomat

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erik Young UN Diplomat

I have not heard anything at all from my children since about December 2007 when they arrived in Thailand to see me. They never ever met up with me and in my opinion Mr David Crawley and his criminal associates who were intertwined with the Killing Fields.
TY.CIA (which stands for Turkey Constantantinople International Airport) of Shinawatra obstructed the freedom of movement within Thailand of my children and they may never have made it back to the UK.
These CIA men were formerly baggage handlers from Airports in Cyprus Turkey Malaga Catalina. They specialised in manouvering Heroin shipments through and around the Customs Inspectors and Departments . ID theft was their other special appointment. In World War 2 the grand fathers' of the Heroin ring leader Sophonpanich (formerly the 'MOORE' family) were prison officers in Gestapo Prisoner of War Camps. They stole many IDs of prisoners with accomplices then raiding the prisoners banks around Europe etc.
Without any doubt my mother was poisoned and this caused her heart problem. People from Walton Road in Woking where ground rent was due participated with Mr Sylvester turned into Mr Thaksin Shinawatra to destroy my family and steal the title of land owner by my family in various parts of the World. There were also collections of art and antiques that were stolen. How can Thailand have a man acting as a Prime Minister when he was previously a failed local labour coullior candidate for Walton Road Woking. He had to withdraw his application as a labour candidate due to some criminal events to which he was apparently attached. It seems there was a group of people in Woking and Weybridge and other areas involved in making a claim to properties that did not belong to them certainly there was an issue of ground rent to settle. I believe this is how the Sophonpanich family made their way into St Georges Hill in Weybridge Surrey UK and lived in a house known as Four Winds named by the first owner around 1912 a member of The Danish Royal Family. The Sophonpanich family are not in any way a part of The Danish Royal Family. There have been a series of children between the ages of 12 - 14 years of age disappear from the Woking Weybridge and Walton-on-Thames area and I think this is connected to the crime ring that Shinawatra aka Sylvester and Sophonpanich and Dhamapong belong to.
Netnapa Taenjamras was murdered three years ago by two of the runners of the TY.CIA who had a friend acting as a beneficiary on a 14 million baht life assurance payout upon her death which was an arranged accident. in other words it was premeditated conspiracy by these two men and others. They would kill Netnapa Taenjamras in what would look like an accident to claim the 14 million baht of life assurance from Prudential or Sun Life Insurance. The investment and assurance policy may have been taken out on an overseas office of Prudential Insurance or Sun Life to make the scam harder to detect locally in ThaIland.
I now question the number of Thais murdered here since 2000... it could be as many as 5 million people who had their IDs sold and look a like ID thiefs buying these IDs through the TY.CIA. Going rate was 1500 to 5000 baht.

Erik Young UN

Thailand. Why do you have a convicted criminal as your Prime Minister ABH.is.it ? ABH is quite a serious crime in the UK for Actual Bodily Harm when someone is attacked for example by three men from Walton Road Woking Surrey UK claiming they are Pakistani when in fact they are Turkish Heroin Mafia and their attack is unprovoked on one white English indivual the son of a man opposing the trade of illicit Class a Heroin. If you check this crime you will find out the true name of your Prime Minister.

The Prime Minister of Thailand is oneperson involved in the abduction injury and murder of the children of people who oppose the illicit Heroin trade. He is one of the people who knows my daughter was abducted under false pretences just as my car a 9.6 million baht Range Rover was stolen by him and his mates here in Bangkok after they obtained the keys through a third party under false pretences.

Attn: The Board of Directors of Akzo Nobel From: Erik Young founder of ICANN REGISTRAR EASYSPACE

The Sophonpanich Mafia promoted "rape" in Thailand as a game. Subsequently I applied to the Thai Government to have the law changed so GIRLS/WIVES CAN NOW PRESS CHARGES FOR CRIMINAL PROSECUTION AGAINST HUSBANDS THAT RAPE THEM.

http://www.google.co.th/search?q=erik+young+fire+bangkok+copyright&hl=th&sa=2

http://www.topix.net/forum/th/bangkok
Sophonpanich Mafia-origin Catalina)(4000 yrs of killing)
http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/asian/136294/singapore-pm-wife-to-step-down-as-temasek-ceo/page-2/
They stole my daughter of five years old and her mother. Then they lied to my girlfriend who was a daughter of The Sultan of Brunei. I do not know if they are live. They tried to fool me with look a likes.
Regards Erik Young (Young-Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Munch-Holbock-Van Gogh-Gauguin-Da Vinci-Kennedy- Nesbitt) - who according to the Sophonpanich Mafia are the "Nothings from Nowhere".

But the SOPHONPANICH TURKISH-INDIAN HEROIN MAFIA based in Thailand are quite happy to use the telephone communiucations systems of the World we helped to invent develop and finance the world's first Telecommunications Corporation "The Bell Corporation". They are quite happy to use technology that uses Electric Motors that we helped to invent abd develop. We didn't go around killing people to get what we wanted like they do but I want them executed for murdering my father and some of our friends (if I don't manage to kill them first). They have been interfering with transfers of cash to my account with Standard Chartered Bank in Bangkok, where is the money Mr Sophonpanich you murdering Heroin drug dealing bastard ?????????? Who in the Bank of Standard Chartered Sathorn Road have your illegal THAI.CIA Mafia intimidated and lied to ???????
As of May 2009 someone is still blocking my emails to the banks and Solicitors so I keep running out of cash reserves in Thailand.
I suppose there is a criminal law in Spain and Ibiza that forbids the promotion of Satanism in any form including "Satanic Games". The term "Games" is interpreted as describing the killing of living animals as "Game Shooting". And that OLD Spanish Law ..doesn't it suggest all the assets of those involved in promoting Satanism and Satanic Worship/Games can be confiscated / frozen/ seized ???? How many people have vanished in Ibiza in the last five years ?????
Interesting to read that one of the Brinks Matt Robbers had a 17 year old girlfriend when he was 51 years of age just two years older than Thaksin Shinawatra… and these are the same group who have worked with Mr Thaksin Shinawatra for years committing serious crimes around the world. Did the Thai people know that Thaksin Shinawatra was from SPAIN ?????
Did you know Mr Thaksin Shinawatra was one of the people behind the "Brinks Matt Robbery" ?
Did you know Mr Thaksin Shinawatra has been involved in crime for over 25 years and that is where he developed his interest in mobile communications the developer (devils-offer) and the crime world ?
Did you know Mr Thaksin Shinawatra caused an internal fraud within The Nobel Group in France to damage the reputation of Mervyn F S Young and put him out. At the same time Shinawatra caused a fraud against the chipboard manufacturer in Austria started by Franz Aicher and put the chipboard mill out of business. Franz Aicher the Managing Director of the Austrian company Aicher died suddenly possibly from an aluminium sulphate overdose administered into his diet by people who are Satanists and enemies of Mervyn F S Young. Then there was the L/C fraud committed in Hong Kong on a deal for a ship load of plywood destined to Rotterdam where someone changed the principle in the contract to be Mervyn Young and Company Ltd so they would become liable for the value of the fraud and lose about 250,000 UK pounds this was about 35 years ago. These were all instigated crimes by Thaksin Shinawatra and the TI.cia (Turkish.Indian Mafia from Cambodia) in order to prevent for the family of Mervyn Young discovering that the TI.cia had been occupying land and selling land they had forged out of the title of Mr Young and his wife's scandinavian family descendants of the original ourchaser and still current legal title holder the former now deceased King of Denmark.
In particular forging land title deeds in Spain, Gran Canaria, Ibiza and Majorca.
Did you know The Shin Corporation was laundering money for the crime world for years ? Discussion 5 : 05/02/2009 at 05:38 PM5 Why are they refering to Thaksin Shinawtra as a "PRESIDENT" ??? You cannot have a King of Thailand and a President,. Presidents replace Kings. Then the Thai politics has broken international law and made a series of criminal offences.
"Suthep affirms his innocence in his statement A Deputy PM Suthep Thaugsuban affirms to remain innocent in his comment on the ousted PM Thaksin Shinawatra’s incentive to return to Thailand as the first president, reasoning that his statement is merely based on the former PM’s actions perceived by the public.

During the Parliamentary session today (Februay 5), Mr. Suthep Thaugsuban, a deputy Prime Minister overseeing national security affairs, made a response to questions made by Phuea Thai Party MP regarding Mr. Suthep’s statement claiming that the ousted former PM Thaksin Shinawatra would return to Thailand and become the first president. Mr. Suthep’s statement had deeply annoyed the Phuea Thai Party members as they believed this could lead to further divergences in the nation. "

Anyway Thaksin Shinawtra has been arrest for a series of child abductions, murders,frauds,forgeries,thefts,treason, serious Human Rights Offences.. I will be coming to Government House with a Military Team soon. Thailand "God's Given Land" Einstein is 101 a messenger from God. My Aunt said "Erik you are God" I answred "Oh no I'm not going to get blamed for all the problems Satan points at God by stealing his ID, like Satan did with the "Paedophile" scam on The Roman Catholic Church. Get out of here Satan and your servants we will burn you until you are gone in a "Lake of Fire" by God's Commandment you will perish for eternity during the next few hours. Erik Young UN

The problems include third party mobile phone callers duplicating voice of intended receiver. URGENT LEGAL EVIDENCE OF MOTIVE FOR MURDER.

DID YOU KNOW THE THAI PM ABHisit IS INVOLVED IN PHONE TAPPING TO DEFRAUD PEOPLE. HE STARTED THIS CRIME ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO.
Please contact Herbert Smith Solicitors in London UK Regards Erik Young - Pattaya Thailand
DOES THAKSIN SHINAWATRA COME FROM CATALINA IN SPAIN????? I THOUGHT MR SHINAWATRA WAS A CHINESE-THAI ?????
Did Mr Thaksin Shinawatra meet Mervyn Young in Gran Canaria in 1974 about one year after a Mervyn Young had been on a business trip to South East Asia ? Has Mr Thaksin Shinawatra had any dealings with the "PLYWOOD" exports of South Korea with an Alistair Dees where someone changed the contract making Mervyn Young's company the principle in the contract when the company should have been the agent. Does Herbert Smith Solicitors in London remember this matter ??? because I think someone intentionally sabotaged the contract in an attempt to damage the success and reputation of Mervyn F S Young because they did not want him in Asia he might find out about the land they had "forged title of and defrauded" him and his beneficiaries out of ?? Isn't that the case Mr Thaksin Shinawatra? "Erik this is Bob, I thought you new that already..." "I did but I couldn't remember you told me before I returned here on The Blue Ship..." So that is why he has been trying to destroy me and our family and our friends... looks like it may be land and property and Brand frauds and murders" "Well I did tell you to deal with that L/C first and Montague Meyer were one of the major clients" "Bob how could I do that when I was only 13 years old at school day dreaming about girls, I thought you meant a girl called Elsie or the Sweet Shop ?" "Bob where is my personal life? I am not at all happy with a life of being psycho-terrorised can you put the scales of justice onto it, thank you your Lordship." My thought of compensation for damaging Mervyn Young's company and causing / arranging extreme emotional rage within people that was enough to lead to his death. I would suggest the amount would be several UK hundreds of millions of pounds. Mervyn Young's company had 23.8% of the imported chipboard market of the UK according to Dunn & Bradstreet who considered the company to be good for unlimited credit. I believe other failures in suppliers firms The Nobel Group division Resogil Chipboard Manufacturing Plant in Bordeaux France, there was some internal accounting issue although I do not know the outcome with some strange financial discrepancies and chipboard manufacturer Aicher Spanplaten in Austria which was financially damaged in a similar way, may be the result of sabotage from some people trying to keep Mervyn Young out of both Asia and the USA where land belonging tomy mother's family was being occupied without authority or agreement or legal title. These people we operating in business to destroy my father's reputation and finacial strength of business. It has been a massive orgie of illegal deals involving forged or aunauthorised title transfers or bond of title to holders without the knowledge of the beneficaries. It has involved the murder of children, the abduction of friends of my children, the murder of friends of my children and the murder of Mervyn F S Young whio was a very honest man placing others before himself in the world.. PLEASE NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM SATAN HE KILLS THE HUMAN WITHIN OUR PHYSICAL.

BAAROT (DRIVING PEOPLE CRAZY BUSINESS) PIRATE AND PARROT - USED VOICE TO PSYCH PEOPLE OUTLIKE TALKING CHICKENS

THE DEVIL'S OFFER (DEVELOPER) ORIGINATES FROM CATALINA WHERE LAND USED TO BUILT STRUCTURES WAS DONE WITHOUT THE "LAND LORD'S" KNOWLEDGE AND/OR AGREEMENT. SO WHO IS SATAN...NOT MERVYN F S YOUNG OR ANY OF HIS FAMILY ANDMOST OFOUR FRIENDS ARE BELIEVERS IN ALMIGHTY GOD THE LORD.
WE DON'T ABDUCT CHILDREN,WE DON'T MURDER CHILDREN AND WE DO NOT EAT CHILDREN EITHER BUTI HAVE EVIDENCE OF ALL THREE AT SOME SATANIC POINTS IN BANGKOK

Kenneth James Noye (born 24 May 1947) is a British criminal who was convicted of the 1996 murder of Stephen Cameron. Noye was involved in laundering the proceeds of the Brinks Mat robbery in 1983. While he was being investigated for his part in the robbery, he stabbed to death a police officer (John Fordham) who was observing Noye from the grounds of his home. Noye was acquitted of murder on the grounds of self-defence, but was sentenced to 14 years in prison in 1986 for handling stolen gold. He was released from prison in 1994, having served 8 years of his sentence. Two years later, in 1996, Noye became involved in an altercation with 21-year-old motorist Stephen Cameron on the M25 motorway during what was described at the time as a road rage incident, but has also been suggested to have been dispute over a drug deal, Cameron being a small-time drug dealer who owed Noye money. It however suited the purposes of both the prosecution and the defence to not mention this during the trial.[1] During the fight, Noye stabbed and killed Cameron with a knife. Noye immediately fled the country, sparking a massive police hunt. In 1998 he was tracked down in Spain, and Cameron’s 17-year old girlfriend Danielle Cable, who had witnessed the killing, was secretly flown out to positively identify him. Another eyewitness, Alan Decabral, declined protection and was shot dead in his car in Ashford, Kent on 5 October 2000. However, police sources stated that he was himself involved in drug and gun-smuggling, and that his death was detrimental to Noye’s forthcoming appeal, which would have concentrated on discrediting him.[2] Noye was a police informant for many years,[3] and he was also a freemason, a member of the Hammersmith Lodge in London. I was contacted by the late mao Tse-Tung who has told me where Mr Shinawatra hid the Gold Bullion. Please forward this message to The Sultan of Brunei from Mr Erik Young in Pattaya Thailand. Erik Young (Young-Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Holbock-Van Gogh-Gauguin-Da Vinci-Kennedy-Nesbitt)

Erik Young UN

Now I think I recognise someone from Pyrford in Surrey on the Road that goes from West Byfleet to NewwArk Abbey. One of three men who weree fostered as children and one was known locally as "Little Dave" who was physically disabled. He had two 'brothers' one called John who I think I have seen in Bangkok. Maybe they know something about the missing Stradivarius violin,
"Some go for millions of dollars
A Stradivarius made in the 1680s, or during Stradivari's Brescian period from 1690-1700, could be worth several hundred thousand dollars or more on auction, at today's prices. Depending on condition, instruments made during Stradivari's "golden period" from 1700 to 1720 can be worth several million dollars. After the passing of the legendary cellist and conductor Mstislav Rostropovich in 2007, his cello, one of the greatest cellos in existence,[citation needed] the Duport Stradivarius of 1711, was acquired by the Japan Music Foundation for $20,000,000. A Russian collector also recently paid a record $9,500,000 for the Barrow violin of 1715.[2]

It is not uncommon for violins to be labeled or branded "Stradivarius", as the name has been used since by other manufacturers. However, it is generally believed that there are fewer than 700 genuine instruments extant, very few of which are unaccounted for.

The fame of Stradivari instruments is not a modern phenomenon and they appear in numerous works of fiction. The fictional detective Sherlock Holmes is described as having owned a Stradivarius, with detail given to how he purchased the instrument for fifty-five English shillings in the story The Adventure of the Cardboard Box. A famous, if perhaps apocryphal, story about the Duport claims the instrument's visible dent was made by the boots of Emperor Napoléon I of France, who tried his hand at playing it.

One aspect of Stradivari's approach is illustrated in the BBC TV series Lovejoy, in the episode "Second Fiddle", which notes that, while one would expect the 'f'-holes on the top of a violin to be symmetrical, Stradivari often made his slightly offset. The show credits this to his being less of a perfectionist than tradition holds, but, if true, it more likely demonstrates an aural perfectionism preferred over the visual aesthetic.

The reputation of the Stradivarius is such that its name is frequently invoked as a standard of excellence in other unrelated fields (such as ships and cars); for example, the Bath Iron Works' unofficial motto is "A Bath boat is the Stradivarius of destroyers!" In 1924, The Vincent Bach Corporation began releasing a line of trumpets which would later become known as Stradivarius Trumpets, in an attempt to capitalise on the Stradivari name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stradivarius


A Stradivarius made in the 1680s or during Stradivari's Brescian period (1690-1700) could be worth several hundred thousand dollars or more at today's prices in auction. If made during Stradivari's "golden period" (1700 to 1720), depending on condition, the instrument can be worth several million. They rarely come up for sale and the highest price paid for a Stradivarius (or any musical instrument) at public auction was 'The Christian Hammer', made in 1707, which sold for US $3,544,000 on May 16, 2006. Private sales of Stradivari instruments have exceeded this price
" http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_does_a_stradivarius_violin_cost

Erik Young UN

If I recall Mr Patrick or John McCready worked for BT when it was part of the GPO in the UK years ago. I have noticed old telecommunications wiring into phone boxes and remote "Match" boxes enabling the broadcast of voice illegally down the wiring networks of buildings and earthing into the concrete road and footpaths in order to use voice to terrorise bangkok Thailand. The cable I have seen looks like old UK telcomms cablings wrire strand cable that can carry eletrical voltage of up to 110DC which can be quite dangerous if you are electrocuted and not wearing insulated shoes. In fact since it is DC it means you do not get a chance to break away from the electrical current and it may have killed a number of people in bangkok already.
The solution is to rip out this old live wiring with rubber gloves or insulated plyers/wire cutters including thos MATCH boxes that have been attached to manymany building and host a NON CB unlicenced illegal wried broadcast system linked into PCs that connect to transmission masts made out of the steel galvanised street lamp poists as seen on walkway bridges along the main roads.
This is a toptally illegal phone network under Telecommunications Law both internationally and under the Thai Telecommunications Laws since is is being used to terrorise people and breach Thai privacy laws.
Mr McCready may know the killers of a number of people who have died suspiciously in the UK, Pattaya, Phuket and mainland Thailand.
Since he orginates from less than 10 kilometers from the home of Sir derek alun Jones and Mr alex Shilton both deceased I think he should be in communication with the Police, The Surrey Police in the UK.

Ambassador Erik Young

I AM THE LANDLORD AND BENEFICIARY OF THE L/Cs THAT PRIVATELY FUNDED COMMERCE IN ASIA. I WILL INSTRUCT THE CLOSING OF THE OLD HIGH VALUE L/Cs UNDERPINNING BANKS AND OTHER BUSINESS IN SRI LANKA AND INDIA AND ELSEWHERE IN THE REGION PLUS TURKEY AND CYPRUS.

STOP KILLING OUR FAMILY OR I WILL BANKRUPT THE WHOLE OF ASIA. IT TAKES A FIVE MINUTE INSTRUCTION TO CLOSE AN L/C.


Erik Young UN

The Sting - Shall we take a look through the sealed unit window, the double glazed window or the smashed Window?
This week we'll look though the "Smashed Window"

Dear Los Alamos
We are now moving through the smashed window...
I have thought about the radiation issues and another way to block dangerous rays.

If you imagine the protective shield as a double glazed window unit you have the base structure to block the radioactivity.
The space between the glass can be filled with a vapour that is unstable and producing strong molecular motions.
What happens is the nuclear/atomic rays try to pass through the glass and just about to cliide with the chaotic riot of molecules the nuclear rays go ...

"Oh no we're not going into that lot they never let go of you it's easier to surf a black hole than that vapour solution and the rays do not pass through the double glazed unit"

"Oh no its' started raining."
"Ummm what shall we do now. ?"
"Press the button you twit."

Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Holbock-Einstein-Munch-Da Vinci-Van Gogh- Gauguin-Kennedy-Nesbitt) UN Human Rights Ambassador 4th June 2009


Erik J Young UN Diplomats

I am constantly non stop intimidated threatened HARRASSED BY SOME PEOPLE CLAIMING TO BE MR McCREADY AND MR bAXTER. THEY RIDE BICYCES and look to be Sri Lanka or India orgins. Do you suppose these Satanists were the people who forged the command to attack Pearl Harbour at the time they worked for the Tuna Fishing Fleets in the PACIFIC OCEAN and wanted to LOOT Hawaii during the ensuing chaos ????
IT WAS TUNA SEASON (OCTOBER THROUGH TO DECEMBER) IN THE SEAS AROUND HAWAII AT THE TIME OF THE ATTACK ON PEARL HARBOUR ??? Do you seriously believe a Commander of the Japanese Fleet would have attacked without declaring war first with all the tradition and culture and procedure detail the Japanese were fluent at following ?
Yjese bastards have been murdering Japanese and other Asian Industrialists using Aluminium Sulphate and Mercuric Bromide. They have been ravaging countries in Africa stealing IDs then asset stripping the ID. They have been trying to poison my whole family and have sold stolen Art and valuables to people in Asia and beyond worth US$millions plus robbed bank depositys and security boxes of Share certificates Bonds Guilts etc.
They are still killing people in Thailand i am about to take a closer look into this.
Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek - Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh-Da Vinci Gauguin-Kennedy-Nesbitt) UN Human Rights Ambassador Pattaya Thailand

Erik Young UN

I keep seeing people from Woking Weybridge and the Surrey area of the UK who seem to have a different ID here in Thailand. They never admit they are from Woking or near by they make out they are Thai. I think they are involved in defrauding my family and want them put in prison.
They have been helping the TI.cia the people who stole 44,000 children out of India in one year (2007) probably for the lucrative Kidney / Liver body parts business.
Please arrest as many of these accomplices as possible and detain them.
I hate their guts and want the ring leaders executed for promoting Satanic Games in Thailand
and elsewhere.
The other thing they do is spray water they have taken from the drain towards people they do not like. Highly poluted very dangerous drain water that kills children and adults. Total bastards that should be locked away for ever.

Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- Gauguin-Da Vinci–Kennedy-Nesbitt + LVMH - Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton) UN Human Rights Ambassador Bangkok Thailand

Erik Young UN

ERADICATING THE WORLD OF THE SATANIC MAFIA KNOWN AS THE TI.CIA (aka The Mafia In The Womb)
These bastards have used children like a spare parts department and as a means to intimidate and torture people for refusing to meet their demands. They are the worst men on Earth just extensions of Satan.

"We'll kidnap your daughter and turn her into a prostitute" was the threat I received from the TI.cia. My daughter, Mercedes, was one year old at the time.

19th June 2009
I suggest the next thing we do is close down all the banking facilities / pawn brokers /loan shark finance companies and life assurance companies linked on a scale considered more than minimal to the TI.cia (Turkish India Heroin Mafia Terrorist Network) across India and surrounding countries.
Any people receiving part payment of salary cheques and the banks note a significant withdrawal at the date of clearing should be suspect of Mafia interference "Demanding Money With Menaces" and the families checked to see if they still have all their children in their possesion etc.

The same applies elsewhere in Asia Europe Scandinavia and North and South America and australia, Russia etc.

Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- Gauguin-Da Vinci–Kennedy-Nesbitt + LVMH - Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton) UN Human Rights Ambassador Bangkok Thailand


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HOW THE TI.cia OPERATE THEIR SATANIC
Another scam of theirs is to arrive at the home of a target family declaring they are the Social Services and they then confiscate the children.
They often claim to be the POLICE and even wear Police Uniforms matching the genuine police.
Stopping people in road blocks is another scam don't be fooled by the orange and white cones etc anyone can buy these opposite the Centyral Criminal Court in bangkok.
They also falsly declared them selves as UN representative and even based themselves in one disused UN building near Khao San Road.
They have people trained at duplicating voices in preparation to steal the ID of other people andquite often they kill the target family by arranging accidenbts, car accidents, commercial aviation accidents (never mind the other 200 passengers the TI.cia could not care less about them).
THEY STOLE/ABDUCTED 44,000 CHILDREHN IN INDIA ALONE IN 2007.
THIS MEANS THEY TRIED TO BLACKMAIL/TORTURE/MANIPULATE/ROB,RAPE AND DECIMATE ANOTHER 44.000 FAMILIES.
THEY TOTALLY RUIN FAMILIES AND NATIONS THEY MUST BE DESATROYED UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY.
THEY LOOTED SERBIA AND COMMITTED GENOCIDE THERE THEN BLAMED MOLOSOVITCH.


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There is still no sign of the people missing now for 2 or 3 years. I hope they have not rellied upon or trusted anyone here in Bangkok to advise them since I found out most of them have been telling lots and lots of lies about me in return for money. There is still a problem with two or three people prtending to be the same person as though by now I would not have realised. They are absolute bastards ruining mylife for personal gain I hate them and want all of them put in prison for ruining my life and losing me some of my children. They lying bastards claiming i am not allowed near my children a total utter outright false claim I have never ever been denied access to my children in any country except Thailand where some gangsters blocked my access to the children, Just arrest them and place them in prison for ten or twenty years.
They have poisoned me with some type of acid recently. I think they put it in the Ovaltine chocolate drinks.

Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- Gauguin-Da Vinci–Kennedy-Nesbitt + LVMH - Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton) UN Human Rights Ambassador Bangkok Thailand



Erik Young UN

ERADICATING THE WORLD OF THE SATANIC MAFIA KNOWN AS THE TI.CIA also known as
====THE MAFIA IN THE WOMB====
These bastards have used children like a spare parts department and as a means to intimidate and torture people for refusing to meet their demands. They are the worst men on Earth just extensions of Satan.

"We'll kidnap your daughter and turn her into a prostitute" was the threat I received from the TI.cia. My daughter, Mercedes, was one year old at the time.

19th June 2009
I suggest the next thing we do is close down all the banking facilities / pawn brokers /loan shark finance companies and life assurance companies linked on a scale considered more than minimal to the TI.cia (Turkish India Heroin Mafia Terrorist Network) across India and surrounding countries.
Any people receiving part payment of salary cheques and the banks note a significant withdrawal at the date of clearing should be suspect of Mafia interference "Demanding Money With Menaces" and the families checked to see if they still have all their children in their possesion etc.

The same applies elsewhere in Asia Europe Scandinavia and North and South America and australia, Russia etc.

Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- Gauguin-Da Vinci–Kennedy-Nesbitt + LVMH - Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton) UN Human Rights Ambassador Bangkok Thailand





ERADICATING THE WORLD OF THE SATANIC MAFIA KNOWN AS THE TI.CIA
These bastards have used children like a spare parts department and as a means to intimidate and torture people for refusing to meet their demands. They are the worst men on Earth just extensions of Satan.

"We'll kidnap your daughter and turn her into a prostitute" was the threat I received from the TI.cia. My daughter, Mercedes, was one year old at the time.

19th June 2009
I suggest the next thing we do is close down all the banking facilities / pawn brokers /loan shark finance companies and life assurance companies linked on a scale considered more than minimal to the TI.cia (Turkish India Heroin Mafia Terrorist Network) across India and surrounding countries.
Any people receiving part payment of salary cheques and the banks note a significant withdrawal at the date of clearing should be suspect of Mafia interference "Demanding Money With Menaces" and the families checked to see if they still have all their children in their possesion etc.

The same applies elsewhere in Asia Europe Scandinavia and North and South America and australia, Russia etc.

Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- Gauguin-Da Vinci–Kennedy-Nesbitt + LVMH - Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton) UN Human Rights Ambassador Bangkok Thailand

HOW THE TI.cia OPERATE THEIR SATANIC
Another scam of theirs is to arrive at the home of a target family declaring they are the Social Services and they then confiscate the children.
They often claim to be the POLICE and even wear Police Uniforms matching the genuine police.
Stopping people in road blocks is another scam don't be fooled by the orange and white cones etc anyone can buy these opposite the Centyral Criminal Court in bangkok.
They also falsly declared them selves as UN representative and even based themselves in one disused UN building near Khao San Road.
They have people trained at duplicating voices in preparation to steal the ID of other people andquite often they kill the target family by arranging accidenbts, car accidents, commercial aviation accidents (never mind the other 200 passengers the TI.cia could not care less about them).
THEY STOLE/ABDUCTED 44,000 CHILDREHN IN INDIA ALONE IN 2007.
THIS MEANS THEY TRIED TO BLACKMAIL/TORTURE/MANIPULATE/ROB,RAPE AND DECIMATE ANOTHER 44.000 FAMILIES.
THEY TOTALLY RUIN FAMILIES AND NATIONS THEY MUST BE DESATROYED UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY.
THEY LOOTED SERBIA AND COMMITTED GENOCIDE THERE THEN BLAMED MOLOSOVITCH.
There is still no sign of the people missing now for 2 or 3 years. I hope they have not rellied upon or trusted anyone here in Bangkok to advise them since I found out most of them have been telling lots and lots of lies about me in return for money. There is still a problem with two or three people prtending to be the same person as though by now I would not have realised. They are absolute bastards ruining mylife for personal gain I hate them and want all of them put in prison for ruining my life and losing me some of my children. They lying bastards claiming i am not allowed near my children a total utter outright false claim I have never ever been denied access to my children in any country except Thailand where some gangsters blocked my access to the children, Just arrest them and place them in prison for ten or twenty years.
They have poisoned me with some type of acid recently. I think they put it in the Ovaltine chocolate drinks.

Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- Gauguin-Da Vinci–Kennedy-Nesbitt + LVMH - Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton) UN Human Rights Ambassador Bangkok Thailand
HOW THE TI.cia OPERATE THEIR SATANIC
Another scam of theirs is to arrive at the home of a target family declaring they are the Social Services and they then confiscate the children.
They often claim to be the POLICE and even wear Police Uniforms matching the genuine police.
Stopping people in road blocks is another scam don't be fooled by the orange and white cones etc anyone can buy these opposite the Central Criminal Court in Bangkok.
They also falsly declared them selves as UN representative and even based themselves in one disused UN building near Khao San Road.
They have people trained at duplicating voices in preparation to steal the ID of other people andquite often they kill the target family by arranging accidenbts, car accidents, commercial aviation accidents (never mind the other 200 passengers the TI.cia could not care less about them).
THEY STOLE/ABDUCTED 44,000 CHILDREHN IN INDIA ALONE IN 2007.
THIS MEANS THEY TRIED TO BLACKMAIL/TORTURE/MANIPULATE/ROB,RAPE AND DECIMATE ANOTHER 44.000 FAMILIES.
THEY TOTALLY RUIN FAMILIES AND NATIONS THEY MUST BE DESATROYED UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY.
THEY LOOTED SERBIA AND COMMITTED GENOCIDE THERE THEN BLAMED MOLOSOVITCH.

Erik Young UN

---PENSIONERS HELL---
The Church of Scientology have a web of Hot spice Centhearse in South East asia all dealing with the issue of reisdent who pollute the local waters wth Mercury.

I asked one of the field Marshall's " So why do these old people keep breaking thermometers ?"
"They think it will cool them down" he answered
"Most of them are confused by the temperate reading since it is in centigrade"
"Oh I see you were joking you mean they do not understand why it read 34% when it should be 98.6, so they are Americans are they?"
"No no no they are just confused he said looking more and more like my icelandic jumper"
GHow many of these old people are you caring for now... did you say 45,000 of them?"
"I'm sorry my English isn't very good we'll have to stop the interview?"
"Oh could you say that in French?"
The fact is the TI.cia aka The Church of Scientology have been finacing Terrorism in The middle East via Heroin trading and defrauding American pensioners out of their pension payments and the freedom of retirement. They are absolute bastards and should be killed for their crimes against children and old people.
The TI.cia caused the conflict in 1941 between America and Japamn. If you investigate you will find a HAM radio set was stolen i8n Hawaii just around 1941 and this was used to make a command in Japanese duplicating the voice of Japan's Naval Commander. This is why Pearl Harbour was attacked without anyone declaring war first as per the agreement signed by both nations under The Geneva Convention. Japan is an old culture that for hundreds of years was crime free. That was the case until the TI.cia invaded the shores of Japan to steal the ID of Japanese people via Hawaii.

This increase in violence is of great concern. Despite all the information now available on piratical attacks, there are hardly any cases where these attackers are arrested and brought to trial.
Western intelligence agencies and maritime security experts have gone further. Some have linked al Qaeda, or militant groups associated with it, to piracy in Indonesia's waters.
Al Qaeda is not the Al Quaida srarted by Osama Bin Laden who was rescued from Bangklok October 2003 after Erik Young informed the USA CIA.
Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- ... Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton) UN Human Rights Ambassador Bangkok Thailand

Some experts say al Qaeda showed its nautical strategy and sophisticated seaborne attack capability by bombing the Limburg oil tanker off Yemen in 2002 and U.S. warship USS Cole in 2000.
Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- ... Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton) UN Human Rights Ambassador Bangkok Thailand

Erik Young UN

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=Satan's Heroin-International Terrorist Mafia aka Taiwan Government aka Al-Quaedi=
The Government of Taiwan is a Gestapo Mafia, the very same network that infiltrated Germany and stirred up trouble for the Jewish community causing WW2. They did this with the intention opf looting European investments and assets and bak accounts in South East Asia including Indonesia. Later they would blame former President Sukhano of Indonesia for 'taxing' the Imperialists of Europe out of existence in Asia. There seems to be a similarity to the 'tax collectros ID scam' the Taiwanese mafia commtted upon South China provinces and their lies that underminded The Emporer of China. Upon The Emporer of China discovering the murders of the genuine tax collectors in revenge for being exposed as "copy" Identity Frauds the Taiwanese satanic mafia decided to make The Emporer of china's wife into an infecting Heroin addict so they would ruin his personal life. That is the famous mark of the Taiwan Government/Mafia of the last 100 years, to ruin the personal lives of people to steal what they want. As part of a familly/business group severely abused by the Taiwan Government/Mafia and their Letter Of Credit Fraud against Mervyn Young and compant ltd committed in the 1970s, The Taiwan State (for it is strictly part of the jurisdiction of The Peoples Republic of China answerable and a sub-servant of Beijing's administration) must now pay the sum of UK Pounds Sterling 280 million (Two Hundred and eighty Million UK Pounds Sterling) to our London Solicitors Addleshaw Goddard 150 Alldersgate Street London c/o senior partner Mr David Engel. If this payment is not transferred and received in our Solicitors client account within the next ten working days (by the 9th August 2009) then I, Erik Young, will commence a series of procedures that will cause taiwan to be placed into administration and ALL of taiwan's assets seized and placed under the control of legal and financial representatives for the "Global Community". The evidence of taiwan's Government/Mafia and their guilt for being the paymasters behind the deceit and lies that caused both WW2 in Europe and the Pacific is massive. Mao Tse-tung, Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party

Minister of Justice Chen Ding-nan, aka Osama Bin Laden is the Taiwanese equivalent of homegrown authoritarians Janet Reno and John Ashcroft. Chen Ding-nan's categorical denial was a lie. The Next Magazine case has everything to do with freedom of the press. The Chen Shui-bian administration's Gestapo raid on Taiwan's independent media was motivated not by any alleged concern for national security, but by fear of criminal exposure. A major scandal potentially disastrous to the international image of the Taiwan independence movement, an image cultivated at great expense by the Taiwan Lobby, could not be allowed to see the light of day.

Lee Teng-hui aka Owebi Na La Den (Owe Banking International Face The Leons) for the office of President of the Republic of China. Lee Teng-hui swore a solemn Oath of Office, promising to defend the Constitution of the Republic of China. Upon being elected President of the Republic of China however, Lee Teng-hui misappropriated Republic of China taxpayer funds for the purpose of overthrowing the Republic of China and replacing it with a "Republic of Taiwan." Lee Teng-hui subverted the democratic will of Taiwan's pro-reunification majority. Lee Teng-hui betrayed his Oath of Office. Lee Teng-hui violated the Constitution he swore to uphold. In short, Lee Teng-hui sold out his country.

That is what this scandal is about.

To put matters in perspective, the Republic of Korea's Chun Doo-hwan and Roe Tae-woo received Draconian sentences for crimes far less serious than Lee's. Chun and Roe's crimes were purely economic. Lee Teng-hui's crimes involved not merely graft, but high treason. The question is not whether Lee is guilty of these deeds. Lee freely admits having committed them. The question is will he ever be brought to justice for having committed them.

Even the "energetically" interventionist Washington Post, Taiwan independence fellow traveler and no friend of Beijing, saw no way around the obvious:

===One must remember that the Taiwan Government/Mafia/Heroin Paymasters use the name and identity of other prominent people to commit their crimes and bring distruct and disrespect to the identities of the World Leaders (Sukhano of Indonesia is one victim, The President of North Korea is another victim) "Taiwan under former president Lee Teng-hui established a secret $100 million fund to buy influence with foreign governments, institutions and individuals... U.S. think tanks... Washington lobbyists... people now in senior positions in the Bush administration... That Taiwan has used money to win friends and influence people has been an open secret for decades. Its lobbying machine is one of Washington's slickest, outclassing the less practiced attempts by its Communist [sic] adversaries from [mainland] China... " ." Their syllogism is bogus in every respect. First, Taiwan is not a democracy, but a cronyist dictatorship ruled by an Asian strongman. Taiwan under Lee Teng-hui and Chen Shui-bian is akin to the Philippines under Marcos and Indonesia under Suharto. Second, Taiwan's liberty and prosperity are under threat, not from Beijing, but from an autocratic, doctrinaire and incompetent Taiwan independence nomenklatura in Taipei.

I promise the global community to completely bankrupt and incarcerate the Taiwan Government/Mafia promoters of Satanic Sex Games for their crimes and their association with the 500 million people who have died since 1936 due to their "arranged accidents". The World's maritime and shipping industry together with the IT industry and power industries can throttle this Mafia of Taiwan until there isn't a single molecule of air left for them to remain in existence. They are the worst and most immoral species that exists on planet Earth. Even the dogs and the cats hate them.

Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek-Steinway-Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- ... Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton) UN Human Rights Ambassador Bangkok Thailand

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