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August 01, 2008

Here's Something I Just Wrote for the "Best Week Ever" Site

Michael Ian Black Presents: The 8 Awesomest Custom Vans In The History Of Awesome
By Michael Ian Black

Ed Note: Michael Ian Black — whose gilded resume includes Stella, The State, the tragically DVD-less Viva Variety, and countless well-meaning “I love that guy on Best Week Ever!” compliments — is now the proud author of a book, My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face. To help promote said reading material (which we can objectively say is funnier and more aggressively irreverent than even our high expectations were expecting), Michael has agreed to show off his love and keen eye for stylish custom vans for us in the form of a list. Take it away, Michael:

Custom vans are awesome. Anything that looks so cool outside and smells so rank inside has to be considered awesome. Nothing on four wheels has ever been invented that is better for simultaneously driving fast, cranking tunes, smoking reefer, and getting laid. What follows are several images of custom vans that rise above the merely awesome to the level of Super Awesome.

Bear Van

8. Bear Van

For the nature-loving environmentalist/ custom van aficionado, this custom van is equally at home at Yosemite National Park and the local roller rink where all the really cute fourteen year old girls hang out. It is unusual for it’s full-body paint treatment, as well as its “bear looking up at nothing” theme. As sweet as a bear’s favorite treat: garbage.

Chess Van

7. Chess Van

This chess-themed custom van features a diamond-shaped peek-a-boo side window and an incredible airbrushed panorama of pawn battling knight. This is the kind of van that says to any potential lady friends, “I both know how to party and play chess.” Checkmate, foxy, checkmate.

Condom Van

6. Condom Van

While not strictly a “custom van,” this baby lets any potential mates know one of two things about its driver: either he really likes to have safe sex or he has the shittiest job in the world. I suspect it might be the second.

Heart Dung Van

5. Heart Dung Van

This is what happens when you don’t let a professional customize your custom van. Yes you get a unique artistic statement, but you simultaneously get a van that looks like this. Note the airbrushed penis on the side. Classy.

Iron Maiden Van

4. Iron Maiden Van

If you haven’t outgrown Iron Maiden by the time you get your driver’s license, you are never going to outgrow Iron Maiden. The owner of this van, presumably named “Spinelli” (as indicated by the word “Spinellis” written in hyper-awesome Iron Maiden font on the side, knows what he likes, and what he likes is the band Iron Maiden and the color purple (but presumably not the Alice Walker novel, “The Color Purple.”) Please note awesome parallelogram peek-a-boo side window. Totally wicked.

Eclipse Van

3. Eclipse Van

So f-ing awesome it should be illegal. This van has everything: lime green body, custom flame job, airbrushed graffiti mural on the side featuring (look closely) an evil clown, random musical notes interposed with a cityscape, and of course, the piece de resistance, double rear wheels. When you’re having sex with nothing but fat chicks, you need the extra support. Trust me, I know.

Purple Bat-Wing Van

2. Purple Bat-Wing Van

What this van lacks in subtlety it more than makes up for in totally useless purple fiberglass appendages. This is the kind of van that says, “I probably won’t fit through the underpass.” On the other hand, it would be a perfect getaway vehicle for a bank job because nobody would think you would be stupid enough to rob a bank and then drive away in that thing. In case the van itself didn’t tell you the owner has a thing for Batman, the Batman decal on the side should clear up any confusion.

Space Van

1. Space Van

The classic. Diamond-shaped side window. Airbrushed sci-fi outer space mural, rust everywhere. This is exactly what a custom van should look like: a combination of totally unique artistic statement and totally shitty ride in which the air-conditioning probably doesn’t work. What better vehicle to park outside the 7-11 and sip Slurpees beside? This is my choice of #1 custom van of the world.

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Susanna

I hope you did the picture research for these yourself.

No van is complete without an airbrushed penis.

Camille

This made me laugh heartily.

I love the contradictory cover of your book the best.

Nerf

Please notice that the "Eclipse Van" also has a Cadillac Escalade grille and headlights. Sooper dubble awesum!

Steve Huff

I am overcome with the awesomeness of them all. I can practically smell the sex sweat rising up from the mattress plunked down in the deep-pile shag laid in the back.

Or is that the fear sweat from the last 3 victims chained inside the wooden box? I get confused sometimes.

Therese

I'm with Susanna, it's got to have an air-brushed penis on the side, or it's not worth the effort.

You really should have done the book tour in the van featured on your book cover.

Nickie

Of course the condom van has to be in New Jersey. We're so slutty here, aren't we? You can attest to that. :-P

cat

The purple bat wing van was amazing beyond belief.

Ernest

Here's a van I saw parked in the Las Vegas Convention Center parking lot during a car show about 3 years ago. It sort of defeats the purpose of having a van, so I'm undecided as to whether it's one of the coolest vans ever, or one of the worst...

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=31039821&albumID=130727&imageID=685667

Audrey

There's a seriously ridiculous Star Wars van that's often sighted in Seattle.

Check out some photos here: http://www.flickr.com/search/?w=all&q=star+wars+van+seattle

John Wurth

The Spinelli's van belongs to the owner of Spinelli's Pizza here in Louisville. I see that van every day driving down Bardstown Road/Baxter Ave. See spinellispizza.com for not too much more info.

The owner is a radical punk rocker that lives next to a cemetery...ooohhhh....scary!

He also has a spiderweb tattoo on his scalp. Yeah!

robin


oh, great!!! now, thanks to that chess van, i've got the song "one night in bangkok" on endless loop in my brain.

heaven help me!

Jenny

lol. this made me giggle. i saw it earlier and i totally posted the link on my facebook. ;)

Jaime

I want a van with an icosidodecahedron peek-a-boo window on the side and a kal-toh board airbrushed next to Tuvok's penis.

Because I am a Star Trek nerd. And that's what we like.

Selena

Vans 3 and 2 are so badass they're nearly impossible to look at for too long. Hell yes.

Kristi

I was walking down E 7th street the other night and strolled by a van which would have made you proud - including a rose stained glass peek-a-boo window. It was epic...not unlike your blog.

Jenny, Bloggess

My God, I love you. In that weird way that borders on slightly obsessive and mildly inappropriate.

Hey, do you want to guest-post on my blog? You do, right? Hundreds of thousands of people will see it. Or at least 10. You can pimp your book. You can threaten to kill the President or say the c-word or confess your secret lust for Punky Brewster. Whatever. You can have total carte blanche, which is french for "white wagon", I think. Or you can ignore me which I will interpret as a sign that you love me or want me to kill Ronald Regan.

PS. I'm just kidding about killing Ronald Regan. Mostly.

PPS. Wait. Isn't he already dead? Fuck. Okay, someone else. Your choice. No women or children though. Unless they're really annoying or dangerous. Then it's a maybe.

Mike Medeiros

Comedy Central needs to update your bio to include the book. There may be some Reality Bites Back or Stella fans that don't know your wonderful book is available.
Too bad you can't get Simon and Shuster to throw a few bucks into an ad during Reality Bites Back.

erinbee

Wow.

Can you imagine your Pops taking you to your drivers test in the purple batwing van... parallel parking would be a bitch!

R.A. Porter

Ha! I spotted this van this evening. Eat your heart out, Mr. Black!

http://twitpic.com/c58m

Erik Young Terrorised Thailand 2 baby children murdered and father 2008


The road to war in Iraq led through many unlikely places. One of them was a chic hotel nestled among the strip bars and brothels that cater to foreigners in the town of Pattaya, on the Gulf of Thailand.
On December 17th, 2001, in a small room within the sound of the crashing tide, a CIA officer attached metal electrodes to the ring and index fingers of a man sitting pensively in a padded chair. The officer then stretched a black rubber tube, pleated like an accordion, around the man’s chest and another across his abdomen. Finally, he slipped a thick cuff over the man’s brachial artery, on the inside of his upper arm.

Strapped to the polygraph machine was Adnan Ihsan Saeed al-Haideri, a forty-three-year-old Iraqi who had fled his homeland in Kurdistan and was now determined to bring down Saddam Hussein. For hours, as thin mechanical styluses traced black lines on rolling graph paper, al-Haideri laid out an explosive tale. Answering yes and no to a series of questions, he insisted repeatedly that he was a civil engineer who had helped Saddam’s men to secretly bury tons of biological, chemical and nuclear weapons. The illegal arms, according to al-Haideri, were buried in subterranean wells, hidden in private villas, even stashed beneath the Saddam Hussein Hospital, the largest medical facility in Baghdad.

It was damning stuff — just the kind of evidence the Bush administration was looking for. If the charges were true, they would offer the White House a compelling reason to invade Iraq and depose Saddam.

That’s why the Pentagon had flown a CIA polygraph expert to Pattaya: to question al-Haideri and confirm, once and for all, that Saddam was secretly stockpiling weapons of mass destruction.

There was only one problem: It was all a lie. After a review of the sharp peaks and deep valleys on the polygraph chart, the intelligence officer concluded that al-Haideri had made up the entire story, apparently in the hopes of securing a visa.

The fabrication might have ended there, the tale of another political refugee trying to scheme his way to a better life. But just because the story wasn’t true didn’t mean it couldn’t be put to good use. Al-Haideri, in fact, was the product of a clandestine operation — part espionage, part PR campaign — that had been set up and funded by the CIA and the Pentagon for the express purpose of selling the world a war. And the man who had long been in charge of the marketing was a secretive and mysterious creature of the Washington establishment named John Rendon.

Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — December 1, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

You don’t suppose someone was shipping weapons of mass destruction to Thailand secretly on a private boat from Iraq ??????
CORRECT ANSWER 13 POINTS
Next Question… Yata Taplin
What is a Hydrogen Bomb ? err just a bit more doing in Pattaya ????

Jomtien Boat trips
Ralf Bernard from the Atlantis Club Cafe and anglers from the Pattaya International Game Fishing Friends, who were a tad seasick “”after”" the experience, said they were out fishing in Samsarn Bay just west of the island when the winds came up and the seas began to get rough.

Can you imagine someone cutting open used fuel rods they kept on a boat to hide ??? for reprocessing… AAAArgh!!!! but this might have happened… ” could be direct, involving only cutting the used LWR fuel rods to CANDU length (about 50 cm), resealing and reengineering into cylindrical bundles suitable for CANDU geometry.”
Just suppose some Dipheir Stiechk bloke thinking of doing this on board a boat ?????
Alternatively, a dry reprocessing technology has been developed which removes only the volatile fission products from the spent LWR fuel mix. After removal of the cladding, a thermal-mechanical process is used to reduce the used LWR fuel pellet to a powder. This could have more fresh natural uranium added, before being sintered and pressed into CANDU pellets.
However, as noted above, used nuclear fuel is highly radioactive and generates heat. This high activity means that the DUPIC manufacture process must be carried out remotely behind heavy shielding. While these restrictions make the diversion of fissile materials much more difficult and hence increase security, they also make the manufacture process more complex compared with that for the original PWR fuel, which is barely radioactive before use.

Canada, which developed the CANDU reactor, and South Korea, which hosts four CANDU units as well as many PWRs, have initiated a bilateral joint research program to develop DUPIC and the Korean Atomic Energy Research Institute (KAERI) has been implementing a comprehensive development program since 1992 to demonstrate the DUPIC fuel cycle concept.


Bangkok’s Independent Newspaper
This really worried me a few years ago…..
Bangkok’s Independent Newspaper
the sacriced baby near Chiang Rai really did take place a … at the killing of the baby child six months old at the time the mother forced to watch…
www.nationmultimedia.com/qvote/view_poll.php?page=2&pid=238

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

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Erik Young Terrorised Thailand 2 baby children murdered and father 2008

Does anyone know where a Netnapa Taenjamras is ? … i know the girl who was with me the day we left was not Netnapa Taenjamras

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — November 29, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

Looks as though someone of an Iraqi backgrounds related to the owner of the Blue Hawaii restaurant in Kingston-upon-Thames in Surrey has been spreading all sorts of lies about me to the family of The Sultan of Brunei.
Mr Shinawatra lives in Kingston and had some crazy idea that he was going to force me back to my second wife I divorced and our marriage ended over six tears ago…….. I want nothing to do with her at all and the people interfering with my divorce for and on behalf of Mr Shinawatra in the UK arrested since it led to the deaths of two children and my father. Please will the Surrey or Metropolitan Police take the appropriate action.
Where is my third wife Mr Shinawatra ??????????????????????????????????????????
and where is the daughter of The Sultan of Brunei ???????????????????????????????

Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — November 30, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

I never received one single message about these two people for over one year my third wife was nowhere to be seen… taken away by the Shinawatra/Sophonpanich families
Subsequently I met another girl who is a daughter oif the Sultan of Brunei and was very very happy with her but someone planned to fit her up as well and I wanted her away from danger.. thery talked in Thai of having her placed in a Thai Prison whilst they would make demands for money… there was three men involved

Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — November 30, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

Sophonpanich …And what about an escaped from Nuremburg prosecution German Concentration Camp Gestapo Officer and family that fled to Iraq or Thailand after WW2. They may have a Thai wife and children could be polish-thai… they may be fluent in Atrabic German Polish and French.. Maybe they spent some time on an island resembling Hawaii >>> Do you know anyone that fits this description in the UK or Thailand or Europe or Iraq/Middle East???????????? Maybe they have been in secret police or Thai Mafia or both working for their launderers Sophonpanich >?????????????????????

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 12:34 am

tHE bEACH cLUB bAR pATTAYA … WHERE ARE THE MEN FROM ?????????????

Sophonpanich …And what about an escaped from Nuremburg prosecution German Concentration Camp Gestapo Officer and family that fled to Iraq or Thailand after WW2. They may have a Thai wife and children could be polish-thai… they may be fluent in Atrabic German Polish and French.. Maybe they spent some time on an island resembling Hawaii >>> Do you know anyone that fits this description in the UK or Thailand or Europe or Iraq/Middle East???????????? Maybe they have been in secret police or Thai Mafia or both working for their launderers Sophonpanich >?????????????????????

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 12:34 am

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 1:05 am

Someone from The Beach Club Bar in Pattaya have friends from saddam Husseins Secret Police used to shoot thousands during Shinawatra’s “Shoot to Kill Drugs War” ?

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 1:09 am

THE BEACH CLUB BAR PATTAYA … WHERE ARE THE MEN/MALE STAFF FROM ????????????? IRAQ-ITALIA-POLAND-

Sophonpanich …And what about an escaped from Nuremburg prosecution German Concentration Camp Gestapo Officer and family that fled to Iraq or Thailand after WW2. They may have a Thai wife and children could be polish-thai… they may be fluent in Atrabic German Polish and French.. Maybe they spent some time on an island resembling Hawaii >>> Do you know anyone that fits this description in the UK or Thailand or Europe or Iraq/Middle East???????????? Maybe they have been in secret police or Thai Mafia or both working for their launderers Sophonpanich >?????????????????????
Someone from The Beach Club Bar in Pattaya have friends from saddam Husseins Secret Police used to shoot thousands during Shinawatra’s “Shoot to Kill Drugs War” ?
Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 12:34 am

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 1:11 am

A MESSAGE TO THE LADIES OF IRAQ
This is an “With Open Arms” to the Iraqi wife and other wives and the mother of Iraqis in Thailand to come and visit their husbands who are in Pattaya and Bangkok with their Thai wives, oops I mean the maid and her son Ahmed.
Please bring the mother-in-law together with the brothers-in-law and you can have a nice tete a tete at The Beach Club in Pattaya then cruise up to the nice country house they’ve built for you in Isaan.
Whilst a lot of you have been struggling along in Bagdhad you husbands have been living it up in the bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. One group of Iraqi men and their Thai wives (oops i mean maids) live near The Fetish (صنم, الفتش صنم لجلب الأمان, معبود) Club which is a type of torture chamber? Is this one of the husbands online Internet businesses http://www.arab-sex.org/index2a.html ???
Please remember to thank your hausbands for drgging my wife out of her head then turning her into a prostitute/pole dancing naked girl, they call whores. Unfortunately I am concerned they planned to do the same thing to one of the daughter’s of The Sultan of Brunei… It was Mr Sophonpanich of Bangkok and his associates using the name Shinawatra who decided to do this to me after they relabelled members of The Danish Royal family as Paedophiles instead of Theophiles.
they caused the murder of two of my children, my father and about twenty other people who were friends of the family.
Erik Young - of The Danish Royal Family
The United Nations - Human Rights Ambassador

Comment by Erik Young - The United Nations Human Rights ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 6:35 am

Does anyone know if this form URL is correct for Aljazeera news agency who I have just been informing about our friends from THE SECRET POLICE http://english.aljazeera.net/Services/ArticleTools/Send2Friend.aspx ?

Comment by Erik Young - The United Nations Human Rights ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 7:07 am

More about the “Son’s of Saddam Hussein’s Sophonpanich Secret Police” and their corrupting pof Asia through Mcdonalds and scientology and pornography (they call it sexology or scientology) and Blue Hawaii restaurant of Kingston-upon-Thames Surrey UK who SPIKE food and drinks with Heroin and other “Substances” and then say it was only a JOKE… just search through google under Erik Young shinawatra bangkok etc and you’ll see how awful these bastards have been

Comment by Erik Young - The United Nations Human Rights ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 7:39 am

So Mr Iraq and associates Sophonpanich-Shinawatra how many people have you murdered and what have you done to my children you f.ucking bastards ???????????????

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 8:45 am

Your Iraqi / Iranian wives are on their way to find you with their brothers

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 8:46 am

I am still terrorised by about 5000 people 24hrs non stop in Pattaya Thailand. The TV channels are part of the terrorism as well as all the local community because the Sophonpanich Thai CIA mafia now have their Baa’th Party Comrades here to terrorise me with them. Seems someone from Kingston Hill Kingston-upon-Thames is linked to these Baa’th terrorists in Thailand.
My mails tampered with please send this to david.ross@irwinmitchell.com . These Baa’th people have a group in UK who call lawyers etc claiming to be medical professional and British Embassy officials when they are just criminals working for the Heroin cartel of Sophonpanich under the name Shinawatra.

Erik Young Terrorised Thailand 2 baby children murdered and father 2008

Would you like me to turn your daughters into prostitutes Mr Sophonpanich you f.ucking satanic bastard ???

Comment by Erik Young Un Human Rights Ambassador — November 29, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

One man here who has my third wife or her look a like in a pole dancing bar where the girls dance naked I recognise from Iraqi friends wedding. He said he owned a restaurant 2 Richmond Road,
Kingston upon Thames,
KT2 5EB 0872 148 4885
So why has he put my wife in a pole dancing bar ??????? What the hell is he doing I only met him one time perhaps it is not him and just another look a like ???

Comment by Erik Young - UN Diplomat — November 29, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

Problem is I do not know if it is my wife she seems so different she was much more gentle and softly spoken before and I am not sure why this person is doing this to me. Why is this man interfering with my personal life I only ever met him one time.

Comment by Erik Young - UN Diplomat — November 29, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

They been playing this sick psycho game with me with everyone I meet has a double like a twin and switching them around… about ten sets of people now… You bastard

Comment by Erik Young - UN Diplomat — November 29, 2008 @ 2:59 pm

A restaurant in Kingston called Blue Hawaii why is this man in Pattaya in a gogo bar and has my wife or her look a like working in there ?????

Comment by Erik Young - UN Diplomat — November 29, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

What the hell is this man doing now I have at least two murdered children my father murdered and about 20 other people I know are dead in the last three years

Comment by Erik Young - UN Diplomat — November 29, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

What are these people doing I think he owns the Blue Hawaii in Kingston upon Thames Surrey UK and I think I saw him working in The Beach Club bar in Walking Street Pattaya… why didn’t he say anything to me ????
I never want to see my ex-wife former 2nd wife again she has causewd me to go thrtough total hell on earth with her stories to other people. I have been robbed over 4000 times in three years attacked about ten times, falsely imprisoned and terrorised for five years.

Comment by Erik Young - UN Diplomat — November 29, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

You fu.cking bastard what have you been saying about me??? You hardly know me why have you done this ???????

Comment by Erik Young - UN Diplomat — November 29, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

Does anyone know where a Netnapa Taenjamras is ? … i know the girl who was with me the day we left was not Netnapa Taenjamras

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — November 29, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

Looks as though someone of an Iraqi backgrounds related to the owner of the Blue Hawaii restaurant in Kingston-upon-Thames in Surrey has been spreading all sorts of lies about me to the family of The Sultan of Brunei.
Mr Shinawatra lives in Kingston and had some crazy idea that he was going to force me back to my second wife I divorced and our marriage ended over six tears ago…….. I want nothing to do with her at all and the people interfering with my divorce for and on behalf of Mr Shinawatra in the UK arrested since it led to the deaths of two children and my father. Please will the Surrey or Metropolitan Police take the appropriate action.
Where is my third wife Mr Shinawatra ??????????????????????????????????????????
and where is the daughter of The Sultan of Brunei ???????????????????????????????

Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — November 30, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

I never received one single message about these two people for over one year my third wife was nowhere to be seen… taken away by the Shinawatra/Sophonpanich families
Subsequently I met another girl who is a daughter oif the Sultan of Brunei and was very very happy with her but someone planned to fit her up as well and I wanted her away from danger.. thery talked in Thai of having her placed in a Thai Prison whilst they would make demands for money… there was three men involved

Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — November 30, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

Sophonpanich …And what about an escaped from Nuremburg prosecution German Concentration Camp Gestapo Officer and family that fled to Iraq or Thailand after WW2. They may have a Thai wife and children could be polish-thai… they may be fluent in Atrabic German Polish and French.. Maybe they spent some time on an island resembling Hawaii >>> Do you know anyone that fits this description in the UK or Thailand or Europe or Iraq/Middle East???????????? Maybe they have been in secret police or Thai Mafia or both working for their launderers Sophonpanich >?????????????????????

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 12:34 am

tHE bEACH cLUB bAR pATTAYA … WHERE ARE THE MEN FROM ?????????????

Sophonpanich …And what about an escaped from Nuremburg prosecution German Concentration Camp Gestapo Officer and family that fled to Iraq or Thailand after WW2. They may have a Thai wife and children could be polish-thai… they may be fluent in Atrabic German Polish and French.. Maybe they spent some time on an island resembling Hawaii >>> Do you know anyone that fits this description in the UK or Thailand or Europe or Iraq/Middle East???????????? Maybe they have been in secret police or Thai Mafia or both working for their launderers Sophonpanich >?????????????????????

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 12:34 am

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 1:05 am

Someone from The Beach Club Bar in Pattaya have friends from saddam Husseins Secret Police used to shoot thousands during Shinawatra’s “Shoot to Kill Drugs War” ?

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 1:09 am

THE BEACH CLUB BAR PATTAYA … WHERE ARE THE MEN/MALE STAFF FROM ????????????? IRAQ-ITALIA-POLAND-

Sophonpanich …And what about an escaped from Nuremburg prosecution German Concentration Camp Gestapo Officer and family that fled to Iraq or Thailand after WW2. They may have a Thai wife and children could be polish-thai… they may be fluent in Atrabic German Polish and French.. Maybe they spent some time on an island resembling Hawaii >>> Do you know anyone that fits this description in the UK or Thailand or Europe or Iraq/Middle East???????????? Maybe they have been in secret police or Thai Mafia or both working for their launderers Sophonpanich >?????????????????????
Someone from The Beach Club Bar in Pattaya have friends from saddam Husseins Secret Police used to shoot thousands during Shinawatra’s “Shoot to Kill Drugs War” ?
Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 12:34 am

Comment by Erik Young UN Human Rights Ambassador — December 1, 2008 @ 1:11 am

A MESSAGE TO THE LADIES OF IRAQ
This is an “With Open Arms” to the Iraqi wife and other wives and the mother of Iraqis in Thailand to come and visit their husbands who are in Pattaya and Bangkok with their Thai wives, oops I mean the maid and her son Ahmed.
Please bring the mother-in-law together with the brothers-in-law and you can have a nice tete a tete at The Beach Club in Pattaya then cruise up to the nice country house they’ve built for you in Isaan.
Whilst a lot of you have been struggling along in Bagdhad you husbands have been living it up in the bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. One group of Iraqi men and their Thai wives (oops i mean maids) live near The Fetish (صنم, الفتش صنم لجلب الأمان, معبود) Club which is a type of torture chamber? Is this one of the husbands online Internet businesses http://www.arab-sex.org/index2a.html ???
Please remember to thank your hausbands for drgging my wife out of her head then turning her into a prostitute/pole dancing naked girl, they call whores. Unfortunately I am concerned they planned to do the same thing to one of the daughter’s of The Sultan of Brunei… It was Mr Sophonpanich of Bangkok and his associates using the name Shinawatra who decided to do this to me after they relabelled members of The Danish Royal family as Paedophiles instead of Theophiles.
they caused the murder of two of my children, my father and about twenty other people who were friends of the family.
Erik Young - of The Danish Royal Family
The United Nations - Human Rights Ambassador

Erik Young UN Diplomat

Is Mr Baxter a Turkish Cypriot living in Hermitage Road Woking Surrey UK in the past ? Perhaps his name is Mr A Tabios or Mr Policapio ? He has been terrorising Thailand for several years and needs to be arrested and prosecuted. Personally i'd execute him, the law still stands in the UK for satanic Torture, yes you can be executed for this in the UK.
His crimes include Rape, Torure,Deception, Robbery, Fraud, Forgery, False Pretences, he has breached most of the Articles of The Declaration of human Rights and may be connected to the death of Robert Maxwell Chairman of The Daily Mirror newspaper.

Erik Young UN Diplomat

How pleasing it is to be threatened this evening in Pattaya Thailand by a 160 kgs man about 50 years old with an American California accent offering to put a bullet through my head. Someone is now poisoning people with DRANO acid in their drinks here or somewhere in Thailand or Weybridge Surrey UK. Give them a high alkaline solution like low/free alcohol lager or chalk white chalk found in a school class room or milk of magnesia... someone is apparently poisoning some children with acid in their drinks as far as I know either in bBngkok Pattaya Thailand or South London St Georges Hill or Weybridge Surrey UK
Erik Young Pattaya Thailand I can hear someone claiming to be my children being killed everyone here can here this but many are threatened by Satanists from USA and Europe and UK

Now they threaten with a veiled anti-spam password on Ladonia "DRANO".. These people have killed many with drain cleaner in their drink burning out the persons intestines.. They are SATANIC.
How pleasing it is to be threatened this evening in Pattaya Thailand by a 160 kgs man about 50 years old with an American California accent offering to put a bullet through my head.
No doubt he is new to Thailand and has been fueled with a series of lies and falsified comments censoring the gory truth of the Satanic evil served against my family by men using the names Winn-Pope, Crawley, Smith and Baxter who in some cases were members of the genocide killing team that massacred 3 million Cambodians many by poisoning wit Aluminium Sulphate. Do you suppose someone from the USa Embassy in Bangkok would be kind enough to call a friend in Pattaya and ask them to set the record straight since I believe this man was in the Internet shop to help block my access and is either part of or confused by The Church of Scientology and their Satanic Games.
http://www.ladonia.net/new_herald/?p=151
Regards
Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek - Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- Gauguin-Kennedy-Nesbitt) UN Human Rights Ambassador Pattaya Thailand


I was attacked late afternoon by a security man whoi I recognise from the UK. He is probably hiding here under a stilen ID due to some problem he has in the UK Woking Surrey area. He is about fifty years old dark complexion 5ft 5inches tall and became quite agressive for no cause of intimidation he simnply jumped at me because he works for the heroin fraud and murder ring involved in terrorism from Woking and surrounding areas. I think he is just one more of the thousands of criminals that Shinawatra attracted into Thailand some with the assistance of Mr david Crawley aka Ernest Richard Crawley formerly known under the name of Smith his brother was Garnett Smith hios son in Malaysia Stephen Wiffin.
With the exclusion of Mr Crawley’s son the Shah brothers of Woking were always very pleasant people and I believe Crawley corrupted and wound up some of them with a series of lies about the family of Erik Young in return for payment from Thaksin Shinawatra aka Mr Sylvester.

Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — March 25, 2009 @ 11:23 pm

I also beliee Crawley and his accomplices forged Surrey Police documents so people would believe I was a convicxted paedophile. The word paedophile means you are a sexuak abuser of Children. People in Thailand were told I was on the national register, a register child abuser. This was a satanically evil lie by Mr crawley and his associates he is the most unethical ruthless bastard you will ever meet and corrupted Mr sylvester / Shinawatra and his piers.

Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — March 25, 2009 @ 11:26 pm

Crawley claims to be in the MONACO apartments in Pattaya South Thailand
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He has had thousands of people sexually abusing me and about 10 times I have been physically attacked with a group of two or three men against just me usually one of them has a 2inch thick and 4 ft long wooden pole that I have been hit with in the head and elsewhere.
Mr Crawley Thaksin Shinawatra and their associates from Woking and WeYbridge including some local labour party councillor candidates have totally corrupted the truth about me and my familyu with the aim to see us all dead.
The present Prime MinIster of Thailand is NOT who he claims to be he is a fraud and so too many other members of their parliament/government has stolen the IDs of Thai Political families the genuine individual and their families nowhere to be found I assume they are dead.
PLEASE INVADE THAILAND POSTE HASTE AND FREE THIS COUNTRY FROM PEOPLE INVOLVED IN HEROIN TRAFFICKING AND SATANIC GAMES. MR CRAWLEY AND HIS ACCOMPLICES HAVE AIDED AND ABETTING HEROIN USE FOR PROFIT. THEY ARE TOTALLY INDECENT IMMORAL SELF ORIENTATED PEOPLE WHO ARE A DANGER TO ANY COUNTRY IF THEY GET A GRIP ON ITS POLITICAL AGENDA.
Erik Young (Henry-Rasmussen-Fogh-Jellinek - Einstein-Munch-Van Gogh- Gauguin-Kennedy-Nesbitt) UN Human Rights Ambassador Pattaya Thailand

Erik Young UN Diplomat

1. DO YOU KNOW MR YOUNG’S FAMILY PROVIDED HOMES TO THE SOPHONPANICH FAMILY 50 YEARS AGO IN WOKING SURREY UK AFTER WW2 WHEN THEY RETURNED FROM BEING PRISON OFFICERS IN PRISON CAMPS ??? WE DID NOT KNOW SOME HAD BEEN GESTAPO OFFICERS
2. HUMAN RIGHTS AND INDUSTRY ETHICS REQUESTS THE SUPPORT AND TOURIST BOARDS.
GETTING RID OF THE TY-CIA (AKA THE MORONS) and H.G Wells book was based upon them and the trouble they would bring everywhere they went… but they really do exist A Martian is a Moron (aka Sophonpanich-Shinawatra-Sylvester of Walton Rd Woking) that has been fired off like a missile in the opposite direction to the planetary solar orbit.
I WILL NOW PETITION THE ENTIRE INTERNET INDUSTRY TO BLOCK THE COUNTRY IP ADDRESSING FOR TURKISH-CYPRUS AND TURKEY.
FOR AN EXPERIENCED ADMINISTRATOR THIS IS A 5-10 MINUITE JOB.
THE SECURE PAYMENT GATEWAY WILL THEN REJECT ALL INCOMING CREDIT CARD PAYMENTS FROM THOS COUNTRIES. IN TWENTY YEARS TURKEY HAS FAILED TO EXPOSE IT’S PART IN THE LOCKERBIE PAN AM 103 BOMBING ISN’T THAT CORRECT MR SOPHONPANICH !!?
Umm…YES MR YOUNG
IT LOOKS AS THOUGH SOME OF THOSE INVOLVED WERE TURKISH PEOPLE CONNECTED TO THE SOPHONPANICH HEROIN CARTEL AND THEY WERE BASED IN THE WEYBRIDGE WOKING WEST BYFLEET AREA OF SURREY UK. THEY WERE LIASING WITH THEIR NETWORK OF HEROIN HANDLERS MANY OF WHOM WORKED AS BAGGAGE HANDLERS TAXI DRIVERS AND CHAUFFEURS.
I HAVE JUST NICKNAMED ONE OF THEM “CLAY” HE’LL HAVE A LEAD INTRODUCTION TO MY FRIENDS OF THE SUNDAY SHOOT IN SHAMLEY GREEN SOON… I JUST SAW A FEW OF THEM HERE IN THAILAND A FEW DAYS AGO…
THESE BASTARDS THINK LITTLE OF KILLING CHILDREN….. THEY SIMPLY MUSE LIKE SOME SORT OF UNINTELLIGENT BRAIN RETARDED ANIMAL…. A RABIED STREET DOG WOULD HAVE MORE COMPASSION FOR THE LIFE OF A HUMAN THAN THESE MONSTERS WHO ARE SATANIC. AND WHERE DID RABIES COME FROM MR SOPHONPANICH ?
WELL… MR YOUNG…..
YES I KNOW IT DID..AND WHAT ELSE DID YOU THROW UP FROM DOWN BELOW TO AG.RAVATE THE HAMPTONS ?
PLEASE WILL THE INTERNET INDUSTRY DO ALL IT CAN TO ASSIST WITH FINDING ANY FURTHER EVIDENCE TO ENDURE THE CONVICTION OF THE OFFENDERS WHOP CAUSED THE BOEING 747 FLIGHT 103 PAN-AM BOMB A PLANE PACKED WITH YOUNG PEOPLE GOING HOME FOR XMAS.
MR SOPHONPANICH WHO OWNED THE MATRA SIMCE BAGHEERA AT THE TIME OF THE 103 BOMB THAT WAS LEFT IN A GOLF BAG ???
Ummmmm….IT WAS “ART”…
WhAT?
WELL MR YOUNG YOU SEE ITS shhhh
Ani ?
YES MR YOUNG IT WAS MY SYLVESTER…
THANK YOU NOW WE CAN FIND OUT A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT WHERE SOME OTHER PEOPLE HAVE VANISHED TO CAN’T WE ??? BEFORE I HAVE YOU CASTRATED !!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME COL G HAS SOME FIGHTERS THAT WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN TO EARTH IF YOU TRY TO RUN.. HE IS NOT VERY PLEASED WITH BEING FITTED UP BY SOME MORONS FROM SHEPPERTON FARMING GOATS.
I HAVE BEEN TERRORISED BY THESE BASTARDS FOR 12 YEARS NOW. I REALISE THEY INTENTIONALLY ATTACKED OUT PATYMENT GATEWAY TRYING TO FORCE THE LOSS OF OUR MERCHANT FACILITY BY RUNNING THOUSANDS OF CREDIT CARD NUMBERS THROUGH OUR GATEWAY THAT WERE DEEMED FRAUDULENT. WE INCURRED FINES OF AROUND US$200,000.00 FROM VISA INTERNATIONAL IN USA TAKEN AUTOMATICALLY OFF OUR ACCOUNT. I NOW SUSPECT THESE WRE FRAUDULENT DEBITS BY SOME TURKISH PEOPLE BASED IN WOKING IN THE UK. PLEASE BLOCK THESE COUNTRIES OUT UNTIL WE HACVE DISMANTLED THEIR HEROIN-TERRORIST NETWORK WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT AND SPREA THE WORD WORLWIDE TO ALL CREDIT CARD MERCHANTS ESPECIALLY TOURISM. THESE BASTARDS ALSO WERE KILLING EX-PAT PENSIONERS IN THAILAND THEN DUPLICATING THEIR VOICES AND CONTINUING TO CLAIM THEIR PENSIONS YEARS AFTER THEY HAD BEEN KILLED.
FROM ERIK YOUNG FOUNDER OF ICANN REGITRAR EASYSPACE.COM (SOLD OUT IN 2003)
Apache API Backup Bash scripts Centos Cluster High availability IP address geolocation IP
country block Linux commands Load balancing Mail server MySQL PHP scripts Postfix Security Server
monitoring Software Spam Storage Ubuntu Virtualization Webserver Xen more tags
IP country block
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Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — April 1, 2009 @ 7:14 pm
Heroin overdose
Definition
Heroin is an illegal street drug that is is very addictive. This article discusses overdose due to heroin. An overdose is when you take more than the normal or recommended amount of something, usually a drug. An overdose may result in serious, harmful symptoms or death.
Alternative Names
Acetomorphine overdose; Diacetylmorphine overdose
Poisonous Ingredient
Heroin
Where Found
Heroin is made from morphine. Morphine is a powerful drug, and it naturally occurs in the seedpods of Asian (opium) poppy plants. Street names for heroin include “junk,” “smack,” and “skag.”
Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — April 2, 2009 @ 1:09 am
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WHAT LIES BEHIND THE MAN WHO SMILES ?
I have asked my Solicitor at Irwin Mitchell Solicitors in London UK to contact the office of His Emminence Pope Benedict XVI in Vatican City Vatican State so his representatives may be able to confirm my claims where applicable.
It seems some people from the UK in the Surrey area in particular the Woking and Weybridge Surrey UK area have been involved in the abduction of teenage girls.
To my surprise I have found some of these girls here in Thailand living in circumstances that are below the quality you would expect anyone to endure.
I believe this is all part of a scam to damage friends of the Land Lords to whom ground rent was and still may be due.
Unfortunately it seems these groups of people connected to the illicit class A Heroin trade were under the impression that “nobody will challenge a group of Heroin dealers”.
Heroin is used to manipulate and exploit people, it is not a health supplement. If you do what the dealer wants you to do they’ll give you your next fix but if you don’t they’ll fit you up and hurl you into hell on earth. Did it ever occur to you one of the reasons for leaving streets dirty etc is to enable the dealer to return the user back to the reality of absolute squalor ???
The Heroin to UK route was Thailand to Tripoli to Cyprus to Woking Surrey UK. We are the POLIS… No they are NOT Police it is a city called POLIS in Cyprus full of Turkish Cypriot drug dealers calling themselves the CIA (Cost Includes Automobile)
Whoever is paying ground rent in Walton Road Woking and elsewhere the funds are not arriving with Mr Young or any of the other beneficaries of the estate of King Frederick of Denmark and his intended beneficiaries. It seems someone uses the name Mr Crawley, Mr Winn-Pope and Mr Sylvester none of whom have handed over any money they have collected.
Mr Sylvester is Thaksin Shinawatra, aka as Heroin pusher based in Heathside Road Woking Surrey UK. He occupied a house next door to Mrs Mamie M Young of Bishopsgarth Heathside Road Woking and during this period some documents disappeared from Bishopsgarth. Perhaps they were borrowed and not returned. it was about 40 years ago they went missing.
Is Thailand seriously going to vote into power a HEROIN user/dealer who has gained a substantial portion of his wealth through corruption deception fraud forgery murder manslaughter racism torture child abuse genocide enforced disappearance of individuals sale opf children and child prostitution inhuman and degrading treatment of individuals breach of International Communications Laws Terrorism and breaches of Human Rights.
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Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — April 2, 2009 @ 11:26 am

PLEASE THE THAI GOVERNMENT APPEARS TO THINK IT IS A JOKE TO TERRORISE OTHERS… THE TY.CIA IS AN ILLEGAL HEROIN LOGISTICS NETWORK AND HAVE NO LEGITIMACY IN ANY COURT OF LAW TO CALL THEMSELVES THE POLICE.
NOW WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND THAT MR CRAWLEY AND SOPHONPANICH AND SYLVESTER AND THAT CHAUFFEUR FROM BYFLEET INTERFERRED WITH ??? LOCKD AND IMPRISONNED IN SOME PLACE IN ST GEORGES HILL OR SHAMLEY GREEN OR SURREY HILLS WHERE IS SHE ???????????????????????????????
A MASSIVE SEARCH IS REQUIRED AND THE ARREST AND DETANTION OF THOSE WHO CAUSED HER TO PART COMPANY WITH ME DUE TO THEIR UNLAWFUL LIES WITH CRIMINAL INTENTIONS.

Comment by Erik Young UN Diplomat — April 2, 2009 @ 8:33 pm

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