Please Tell Your Friends and Review
Hey book-buying friends,
I posted this once before but I thought I would do it again since I have a lot of new readers due to my promised ass thrashing of Tucker Max. If you bought my book and enjoyed it, please take the time to post a glowing review on Amazon. If you read it and hated it, you can skip the review.
Thanks!
Michael











Posting a glowing what dammit?? I don't understand.
Posted by: Ryalye | July 20, 2008 at 09:20 PM
Oh and can you say FIRST??? I can because I was. First! In yo face Preston!
Posted by: Ryalye | July 20, 2008 at 09:22 PM
your a flamer. this is the lamest publicity stunt ever since your a total little whiney bitch. Go choke on a dick fag. You won't ever outsell tuckers book no matter what publicity stunts(especially when you bitch out) you pull.
Posted by: Esco | July 20, 2008 at 09:37 PM
As we speak, I have a copy of your book winging its way to me via Canada Post and I am very much looking forward to its arrival. I knew I must have it as soon as I saw that one of the essays was/is titled "An Open Letter to the Hair Stylist Who Somehow Convinced Me to Get a Perm When I Was in Sixth Grade." For years, I have carried the burden of my own shameful perm (bangs included, resulting in a white-girl afro) and I am ready to hear about the pain of another soul with an unfortunate perm at a tender age.
Posted by: Susan Harrison | July 20, 2008 at 11:23 PM
I've already reviewed it twice, but if necessary, I'll create another amazon account just so I can review it again.
Posted by: Therese | July 21, 2008 at 03:16 AM
I'm writing a book of essays and am going to promote it by baiting you into a public fight. I am a girl and only weigh 110 pounds, so you are going to look like a REAL asshole. Also, we could consider a dual? Those used to be really popular around the time Millard Fillmore was president.
So anyways, if I buy and glowingly review your book, how do I know you will do the same for me?
Posted by: Bella | July 21, 2008 at 09:40 AM
Michael Ian Black, why are you taking your book tour to Corte Madera, Ca and not San Francisco? Corte Madera is full of rich annoying families with too many blonde children. Please come to San Francisco!
Posted by: Laura | July 21, 2008 at 01:17 PM
A "dual"? Sexy.
Posted by: yonick | July 21, 2008 at 03:06 PM
yonick,
Yes, "duals" are way sexier than "duels". And yes, I can't spell. Would you still have a dual with me?
Posted by: Bella | July 23, 2008 at 08:55 AM
Purchased book:check
Wrote half-assed review:check
You are welcome!
Posted by: Camille | July 23, 2008 at 01:34 PM