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July 20, 2008

My Favorite Comments Regarding My Post, "I'm Gonna Kick Tucker Max's Ass."

Tucker is going to crush you. This shit is great.

Yeah I agree, bro you are a vh1 pussy to the max. Your ass is grass.

micheal you are a dead man tucker is gonna be shit-housed drunk and beat the shit out of you.you better start making doctors appointment right about now


All this makes me want to not read Michael Ian Blacks book- Tucker Max fans must stand against this pussy and his queerbag book.


Were you born a disgusting piece of slimy amphibious shit or did you have to work at it? Go climb up a rope Mikey and please for Tucker and everyone else fall face first.



tucker max will destroy you all.. VH1 is for pussies and tit sucking faggots. tucker max for president.


Well dickheads....tucker accepted and agreed to the terms.....i hope you don't think your hero really has a chance though.....get the fuck out of here with that shit.


You have no idea what you have gotten yourself into, you raging pussy.


your a fucking idiot.
tucker max will beat your ass
and its funny that you are scheduling a fight at 8 in the morning to have an advantage.
he's gonna beat you drunk,hungover,or totally sober.
your a jackass


Michael, I used to have respect for you. You were pretty funny on VH1. You can now make your death wish, because it's extremely unwise to call out a belligerent asshole. He, according to his myspace page, is accepting. He even offered to show up drunk and sacrifice his next big payday if he is defeated.

You don't stand a chance, Michael.  He fighting you would be like Kimbo Slice fighting a small child.

Your going to get fucked up...

end of story, tucker is the fucking shit
theres a reason he gets pussy and you dont

You're so not funny michael ian black. In fact, when I see you on any VH1 show, I immediately want to remove my eyeballs from my skull with a melon baller.

Tucker will straight up own you, not only physically, because you are such a whiny little bitch, but he will continue to outsell your unfunny ass as well. You see, he is actually FUNNY, which I believe is somewhat of a pre-req to being a comic.
You douchetard.

Wow. From the looks of your blog Mr. Black (I had to scroll up to remember your name), you haven't even read his book. I would do some more research on someone your going to call out before you start challenging people to duels. i.e., "the time we almost died"

Possibly the dumbest marketing strategy I have seen in a while. Fire your publicist/mother immediately. Your body is going to resemble something more like a scrunched bloody pillow when he's done with you.

Tucker- leave some lasting scars everyone can remember him by, it would be the only fair thing to do.

Tucker Max is the fucken man, you are simply all pussies. Enough said.

dude your so dead. Just cause Tucker is a lot cooler than you is no justification to call him out. Now he's gonna make you look like a punk bitch cause you know you won't fight him. He'll kick the shit out of you. Theres a reason he's Tucker Max and your Michael Ian Black whose just going to be remembered as some pussy who thought he could get away with calling Tucker Max out. Can't wait to see the video on youtube.

 

 

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John

Heh, that really does make me embaressed to be a Tucker Max fan.

Still, nice to know that MIB fans are exactly like I expected them to be; smug, superior and hypocritical.

hilary

Michael -
I bought your book and it's pretty great. I agree with Ms. Silverman's comment about it being a good book to read while pooping. However, I have to tell you, I do prefer Tucker Max's work. I think the reason is, I would totally do him so hard. I would do you somewhat less hard. But I want to go on the record as being a cross over Black/Max fan. Hm, Black/Max. You could have a slash fanfiction website dedicated to the two of you. I'd bookmark it.

ANYWAY, Michael, I hope Tucker doesn't beat you too badly. You have beautiful eyes and it would be tragic if they were damaged and you were blinded. When/if you and Tucker finish with your battle you should certainly begin an actual feud with Sedaris. That pussy is asking to be punched. Do it for the .5% of America who are sick of hearing about how funny he is.

xoxo
hil

Bub Swanek

Wow, Tucker Max fans are really serious, only proving that people that like Tucker Max's books are very serious and have no sense of humor.

Alex

I can't believe you people, either sets.

Micheal is funny, and Tucker is quite the entertaining writer.

You have to admit: for a Tucker Max fan to be immature, crass, and belligerent is totally per expectations; for a Micheal Ian Black fan to be as sycophantic, humourless, and unfunny as several examples I've seen above is somewhat disappointing.

(Nod of the head to those commenters who aren't idiots - there are always a few.)

Man3

Dude - I don't really like what I know about you (which isn't much). I actually do kind of like what I've read about Tucker Max. The guy is a slime-ball smuck, but he deserves credit for admitting it and most of all embracing it...

I'd happily watch you two try and beat each others ass, but that's not what this is about. More than likely it would end up looking like two young girls pull each others hair.

It's about your brilliant idea of creating this 'promotion'. We all know there is no chance of this happening, but it sure is fun to talk about.

More than anything, it's brought a lot of traffic to both of your sites.

Nice Work!

Man3
www.threemenonlife.com

Reen

I have just made an experiment out of you.

This wasn't worth all the clicking now was it over eager reader?

I ask you: where *have* all the Cowboys gone?

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