My Favorite Comments Regarding My Post, "I'm Gonna Kick Tucker Max's Ass."

Tucker is going to crush you. This shit is great.

Yeah I agree, bro you are a vh1 pussy to the max. Your ass is grass.

micheal you are a dead man tucker is gonna be shit-housed drunk and beat the shit out of you.you better start making doctors appointment right about now

All this makes me want to not read Michael Ian Blacks book- Tucker Max fans must stand against this pussy and his queerbag book.

Were you born a disgusting piece of slimy amphibious shit or did you have to work at it? Go climb up a rope Mikey and please for Tucker and everyone else fall face first.

tucker max will destroy you all.. VH1 is for pussies and tit sucking faggots. tucker max for president.

Well dickheads....tucker accepted and agreed to the terms.....i hope you don't think your hero really has a chance though.....get the fuck out of here with that shit.

You have no idea what you have gotten yourself into, you raging pussy.

your a fucking idiot.
tucker max will beat your ass
and its funny that you are scheduling a fight at 8 in the morning to have an advantage.
he's gonna beat you drunk,hungover,or totally sober.
your a jackass

Michael, I used to have respect for you. You were pretty funny on VH1. You can now make your death wish, because it's extremely unwise to call out a belligerent asshole. He, according to his myspace page, is accepting. He even offered to show up drunk and sacrifice his next big payday if he is defeated.

You don't stand a chance, Michael.  He fighting you would be like Kimbo Slice fighting a small child.

Your going to get fucked up...

end of story, tucker is the fucking shit
theres a reason he gets pussy and you dont

You're so not funny michael ian black. In fact, when I see you on any VH1 show, I immediately want to remove my eyeballs from my skull with a melon baller.

Tucker will straight up own you, not only physically, because you are such a whiny little bitch, but he will continue to outsell your unfunny ass as well. You see, he is actually FUNNY, which I believe is somewhat of a pre-req to being a comic.
You douchetard.

Wow. From the looks of your blog Mr. Black (I had to scroll up to remember your name), you haven't even read his book. I would do some more research on someone your going to call out before you start challenging people to duels. i.e., "the time we almost died"

Possibly the dumbest marketing strategy I have seen in a while. Fire your publicist/mother immediately. Your body is going to resemble something more like a scrunched bloody pillow when he's done with you.

Tucker- leave some lasting scars everyone can remember him by, it would be the only fair thing to do.

Tucker Max is the fucken man, you are simply all pussies. Enough said.

dude your so dead. Just cause Tucker is a lot cooler than you is no justification to call him out. Now he's gonna make you look like a punk bitch cause you know you won't fight him. He'll kick the shit out of you. Theres a reason he's Tucker Max and your Michael Ian Black whose just going to be remembered as some pussy who thought he could get away with calling Tucker Max out. Can't wait to see the video on youtube.

 

 

Comments

[Reen]

Archers! Annnnddd.....release!

[Tucker Max]

So far I have received about 10 emails from fake Michael Ian Blacks, and I'm still waiting for one from the real Michael Ian Black.

Just let me know.

[Bella]

I can't believe Tucker Max makes his mom sit on your blog all day commenting like that.

[Guyinthenextcubicleover]

'Tucker Max is the fucken man'

*giggle*

[Sarah]

Apparently the majority of Tucker Max fans don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

[MattL]

What's is really entertaining about all these comments:
A. The comments referenced in this blog post are not at all representative of Tucker's fans. Most are intelligent, and understand the funny that MIB and Tucker were both going for.
B. Several posts calling TM fans idiots have incorrect punctuation, spelling, and usage. Guess we're not the only ones who don't understand irony!

As a TM fan, I knew who you were Michael, but until this episode, I hadn't heard about your book. Now it's on my list, because you really are an entertaining writer. This 'feud' seems to be more between fans (on both sides) who don't understand what the other's intentions are.

[MattL]

After all that, I type "What's is", I'm an asshole too.

[AssholeFace]

michael ian black IS GONNA GET ASSSSSS RAPPED!!!

[Jordan]

I think it's hilarious that they specifically came to the site just to call you an unfunny douche. Which isn't true at all. Apparently they don't get subtle humor and need it to be handed to them on a platter with a flag saying, 'Laugh Here, Funny Stuff.'

Plus your =/= you're.
As with its =/= it's.
Seriously people, grammar is awesome.

[FUCKFACEASSMOUTH]

I want to fuck that Matt guy. Fuck him right in the ass. Now, I'm not gay...but I'm not saying I'm not not gay either.

Cheers,

FUCKFACEASSMOUTH

[Saul]

My favorite would have to be: "Were you born a disgusting piece of slimy amphibious shit or did you have to work at it? Go climb up a rope Mikey and please for Tucker and everyone else fall face first."

It used "amphibious", but then failed to use commas.

[Jaime]

"Why can't people learn the difference between you're and your. Seriously."

As a writing tutor and English instructor, I say, here here! Isn't it bad enough to wince through painful weird homoerotic commentary without also bleeding out the eyes from missing punctuation! There is only so much a woman of class and taste can endure. Fart heads.

I do have to say, there are some nice Tucker fans out there who love Michael. I love those nice Tucker fans. I question their fanboyness, but I love those nice ones for not being dicks. But I hates me some backward sexually confused murderers of our mother tongue. Don't punish English! What did English do to you?! Poor English.

Oh well, at least you don't have to lament lost book sales. That would requiring book learning. Safe.

[Jaime]

"That would requiring book learning. Safe."

gaaaaaaaaa. Why must I live in this pesky glass house?

[Alison]

Wow, Tucker Max fans appear to be angry drunken frat boy types.

That said, I've read quite a bit of his stuff and enjoyed it-- but I'm definitely rooting for you.

Can you videoblog this fight when it finally goes down? I'd hate to miss out.

[jonnyBlaze]

mike, i love you dog, but you kinda fucked up giving this tucker max douche any attention at all. he's like 40 years old but still loves to brag about how waaasted he gets. his largest fan base hasn't graduated high school. basically, he is a nothing. he is not worthy of your attention. so just stop mentioning him.

[Mike]

Why does everyone insist on using “we” and “they”? Being a fan isn’t a fucking social movement people, you are not a part of Michael Ian Black so stop acting like you know the man so personally you can refer to yourself and Black as one entity.

[Jaime]

"stop acting like you know the man so personally you can refer to yourself and Black as one entity."

Gasp! Blasphemy! We ARE one entity, shut up! ShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUp! I'm going to my shrine to do some mechanical rocking now. Thanks a lot MIKE!

[Aurej]

First off you lost to a second string actor from the Drew Carey show for the premiere 12:30-1:30 time slot. Tucker Max, he at least has some balls. That nigga would fuck your shit up. YOU issued the challenge; what you can't back your shit up? FUCK IT. I challenge you to a bareknuckle boxing match. 5 round max 3 minute rounds, fuck I'll even tape my right hand to my ass . I'm 5 foot 9, I weigh a buck eighty, I'm pasty white, and my name is Andrew Christopher; Andover MA phone number is 508-380-4918. I'll even meet you in New York for it.

P.S.
Stella sucked, hence the 10ish episode run, I mean for fucks sake you couldn't get renewed on the network that airs Mind of Mencia, embarrassing. Reality Bites Back? What did I defecate legibly somewhere?

[Million Dollar Baby]

Did that fuckwad just put his PHONE NUMBER up there?

You're too busy to fight this fool. I'm a female but I'll gladly punch him out.

Massage my aching body after and we will call it even.

[aurej]

Hows hell else do you arrange a fight? I have no qualms with hitting women who've merited it you want equality

[Bill]

I went to junior high with Tucker Max. One time he stuck his dick in my mouth. I'm not gay and I'm not saying he is but when we were 12 he put his penis in my mouth. I grew up to be a happy, straight dude but he must have been abused as a child to to do what he did to me and grow up to be the way he is. God, grant him serenity.

[Mecha-Tron]

Show up dressed in drag and start hitting on him. If he's really hammered you may be able to pass as a decent looking skank. And when his guard is down that is when you punch him right in the liver and kill his ass.

[Mecha-Tron]

Show up dressed in drag and start hitting on him. If he's really hammered you may be able to pass as a decent looking skank. And when his guard is down that is when you punch him right in the liver and kill his ass.

[Laura]

Douchetard is possibly the greatest word since douche-nozzle. My sister and I used to call people douche-satchels.

[miles5000]

ummmmm.... isn't this guy just a crappy version of joe rogan and dane cook's retarded baby?