Hey Tucker, Can You Handle THIS?

Comments

[a REAL Michael]

You're an idiot. Tucker Max could not only kick the living shit out of you, drunk or not, but I would bet every euro, pound, yen, peso and rupee in the world that he would knock you out and then fuck every girl you ever knew. They would love him for it and thank you for picking the fight so they could have the opportunity to meet and fuck a real man who is better than you could ever be. How are you going to feel when you have to commentate your own ass kicking on vh1?

[a REAL Michael]

You're an idiot. Tucker Max could not only kick the living shit out of you, drunk or not, but I would bet every euro, pound, yen, peso and rupee in the world that he would knock you out and then fuck every girl you ever knew. They would love him for it and thank you for picking the fight so they could have the opportunity to meet and fuck a real man who is better than you could ever be. How are you going to feel when you have to commentate your own ass kicking on vh1?

[ben]

mwahahaha
I'm a Tucker Max fan but you're really embarrassing yourself there "REAL" Michael. If you were to temporarily unhinge your jaw from Tucker's balls you might discern the comedy in this whole thing. I pray you were just being sarcastic.

[ben]

mwahahaha
I'm a Tucker Max fan but you're really embarrassing yourself there "REAL" Michael. If you were to temporarily unhinge your jaw from Tucker's balls you might discern the comedy in this whole thing. I pray you were just being sarcastic.

[Tucker Max]

Michael, I am waiting:

http://ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/archives/shut_up_and_fig.html

[Tucker Max]

Mike, step up:

http://ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/archives/shut_up_and_fig.html

[Jaime]

Oh my God this guy is a bleeping retard! For someone who claims to be funny, he clearly has no idea what a joke is. Does Michael _really_ waterboard his kids? No. Not every day -- just on weekends. Does he _really_ go around popping out eyeballs with screwdrivers? No. He clearly uses a switchblade.

Does this T(f)ucker think Michael can actually travel through time in a machine, banging girls at the TGIF, with his penis highlighted yellow? He probably does. Because he's an ape. It's called irony and _comedy_ dipdouche.

Talk about a Neanderthal squalling for blood. He's like Rodney Farva, screwing up all the jokes because he's an insane idiot. "License and registration... chicken fucker."

Tell me meow. How is that funny?

[Nicole]

Is this going to be recorded so that we can all watch on youtube?

[Zane]

This Tucker Max is a huge ass.

[asdf]

At some point, you're going to realize that Max is serious and quit talking shit.

[Lauren]

Who needs a fight? Just beat him in a "fuckable" contest. As you are way more fuckable than that stupid, douchey Tucker.

[Hamilton]

You are a fucking punk. Your intellect is that of a eight year old deprived of his fruit by the foot. Tucker Max will destroy you. Your PR worked; however, if you do not take the fight you are a bitch. What to do now? Man up bitch. Fight Tucker Max. Train, do whatever the fuck fagots do to get ready for a fight. You will still get destroyed, but maybe earn respect.

[G]

I would post on Tucker's site but can't assed registering.

Is there anywhere we can place bets?

[Olivia]

on the bright side, your average review is 5 stars, tucker's is only 4.5. AND whose book is more expensive?? yours!

I bet tucker has been weeping into a pillow every night, sorry that he ever wrote a book that shot to number one, resulting in you wanting to rearrange his ugly mug.

[Audrey C]

Michael Ian Black wins! Prize: the world.

[Tom]

Stop trying to be funny and fight the man. Try to take that 150k from Tucker. I don't think your man enough to actually have a real fight against him.

[Candace Cameron]

I wanna make babies with you

[Rabbit B.]

These are the type of comments that gave Andy Kaufman inspiration.

[Erin]

Way to backfire on you, huh Mike? I say be a man and fight him. You'll get your ass kicked, but you'll also get that publicity you want so much, so it's win-win :)

[Sean]

I gotta go with the opposite Zane...never heard of Black before today. Tucker has been a New York Times Best selling author for over a year. Black did do the calling out, so I have to go with piggybacking. Truthfully, it's a smart business move, but he can't deny he is doing it. It's pretty blatant.

[a REAL Michael]

Comedy or not.. I realize that MIB needs to pick on a guy who is more famous than he is without having been on TV.. Other than his interview on fox news just to get his book sales up. If you would unhinge your jaw from MIB'S balls you might realize that the "man" you're defending is picking a fight he can't win just to try and be in the presence of a real man. Tucker Max deserves everything he has and if your hero is that much of a man he should be able to earn it like Tucker!!

[a REAL Michael]

Comedy or not.. I realize that MIB needs to pick on a guy who is more famous than he is without having been on TV.. Other than his interview on fox news just to get his book sales up. If you would unhinge your jaw from MIB'S balls you might realize that the "man" you're defending is picking a fight he can't win just to try and be in the presence of a real man. Tucker Max deserves everything he has and if your hero is that much of a man he should be able to earn it like Tucker!!

[Biohazard]

I don't know why I am replying to this, I simply stumbled upon this page while viewing a few updates from Tucker Max, and I have to say, I wonder if this is the sort of thing you get off to,hmmm..?

You look like someone who needs every excuse to get his name out there just to make a few bucks, so I can forgive you for being just another mindless retard who is wasting my air.

In the end, I hope you choke on that greediness that has you so wrapped up in this publicity stunt, and die.

[Not a fanboy]

Can't any of you like both of these guys? Like for reals, is there some weird you-can-only-choose-one internet fanboy law that I missed somewhere? Tucker Max is fucking hilarious, like really fucking funny, and he's actually quite an intelligent guy himself. If you actually read his material you'd see that.

And MIB is one of the only reasons (scratch that - the only reason) I watch VH1 "I Love The..." series. He's a master of comedic delivery. He uses sarcasm with a wit few others are capable of.

Sparknotes: Both of these guys are awesome, and I think this whole exchange is hilarious.

If Michael Ian Black and Tucker Max can respect and humor each other (as they clearly do) why can't some of you?

[hm...]

Not a fan boy,that's the best post I've seen all day.