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You're an idiot. Tucker Max could not only kick the living shit out of you, drunk or not, but I would bet every euro, pound, yen, peso and rupee in the world that he would knock you out and then fuck every girl you ever knew. They would love him for it and thank you for picking the fight so they could have the opportunity to meet and fuck a real man who is better than you could ever be. How are you going to feel when you have to commentate your own ass kicking on vh1?
a REAL Michael |
July 14, 2008 at 09:02 PM
I'm a Tucker Max fan but you're really embarrassing yourself there "REAL" Michael. If you were to temporarily unhinge your jaw from Tucker's balls you might discern the comedy in this whole thing. I pray you were just being sarcastic.
July 14, 2008 at 09:13 PM
July 14, 2008 at 09:14 PM
Michael, I am waiting:
Tucker Max |
July 14, 2008 at 09:59 PM
Mike, step up:
Tucker Max |
July 14, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Oh my God this guy is a bleeping retard! For someone who claims to be funny, he clearly has no idea what a joke is. Does Michael _really_ waterboard his kids? No. Not every day -- just on weekends. Does he _really_ go around popping out eyeballs with screwdrivers? No. He clearly uses a switchblade.
Does this T(f)ucker think Michael can actually travel through time in a machine, banging girls at the TGIF, with his penis highlighted yellow? He probably does. Because he's an ape. It's called irony and _comedy_ dipdouche.
Talk about a Neanderthal squalling for blood. He's like Rodney Farva, screwing up all the jokes because he's an insane idiot. "License and registration... chicken fucker."
Tell me meow. How is that funny?
July 14, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Is this going to be recorded so that we can all watch on youtube?
July 14, 2008 at 11:42 PM
This Tucker Max is a huge ass.
July 14, 2008 at 11:52 PM
At some point, you're going to realize that Max is serious and quit talking shit.
July 15, 2008 at 12:17 AM
Who needs a fight? Just beat him in a "fuckable" contest. As you are way more fuckable than that stupid, douchey Tucker.
July 15, 2008 at 12:28 AM
You are a fucking punk. Your intellect is that of a eight year old deprived of his fruit by the foot. Tucker Max will destroy you. Your PR worked; however, if you do not take the fight you are a bitch. What to do now? Man up bitch. Fight Tucker Max. Train, do whatever the fuck fagots do to get ready for a fight. You will still get destroyed, but maybe earn respect.
July 15, 2008 at 03:26 AM
I would post on Tucker's site but can't assed registering.
Is there anywhere we can place bets?
July 15, 2008 at 05:53 AM
on the bright side, your average review is 5 stars, tucker's is only 4.5. AND whose book is more expensive?? yours!
I bet tucker has been weeping into a pillow every night, sorry that he ever wrote a book that shot to number one, resulting in you wanting to rearrange his ugly mug.
July 15, 2008 at 09:38 AM
Michael Ian Black wins! Prize: the world.
Audrey C |
July 15, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Stop trying to be funny and fight the man. Try to take that 150k from Tucker. I don't think your man enough to actually have a real fight against him.
July 15, 2008 at 12:22 PM
I wanna make babies with you
Candace Cameron |
July 15, 2008 at 07:21 PM
These are the type of comments that gave Andy Kaufman inspiration.
Rabbit B. |
July 16, 2008 at 02:07 AM
Way to backfire on you, huh Mike? I say be a man and fight him. You'll get your ass kicked, but you'll also get that publicity you want so much, so it's win-win :)
July 16, 2008 at 04:10 AM
I gotta go with the opposite Zane...never heard of Black before today. Tucker has been a New York Times Best selling author for over a year. Black did do the calling out, so I have to go with piggybacking. Truthfully, it's a smart business move, but he can't deny he is doing it. It's pretty blatant.
July 16, 2008 at 05:38 AM
Comedy or not.. I realize that MIB needs to pick on a guy who is more famous than he is without having been on TV.. Other than his interview on fox news just to get his book sales up. If you would unhinge your jaw from MIB'S balls you might realize that the "man" you're defending is picking a fight he can't win just to try and be in the presence of a real man. Tucker Max deserves everything he has and if your hero is that much of a man he should be able to earn it like Tucker!!
a REAL Michael |
July 17, 2008 at 11:16 PM
a REAL Michael |
July 17, 2008 at 11:21 PM
I don't know why I am replying to this, I simply stumbled upon this page while viewing a few updates from Tucker Max, and I have to say, I wonder if this is the sort of thing you get off to,hmmm..?
You look like someone who needs every excuse to get his name out there just to make a few bucks, so I can forgive you for being just another mindless retard who is wasting my air.
In the end, I hope you choke on that greediness that has you so wrapped up in this publicity stunt, and die.
July 25, 2008 at 11:55 PM
Can't any of you like both of these guys? Like for reals, is there some weird you-can-only-choose-one internet fanboy law that I missed somewhere? Tucker Max is fucking hilarious, like really fucking funny, and he's actually quite an intelligent guy himself. If you actually read his material you'd see that.
And MIB is one of the only reasons (scratch that - the only reason) I watch VH1 "I Love The..." series. He's a master of comedic delivery. He uses sarcasm with a wit few others are capable of.
Sparknotes: Both of these guys are awesome, and I think this whole exchange is hilarious.
If Michael Ian Black and Tucker Max can respect and humor each other (as they clearly do) why can't some of you?
Not a fanboy |
July 27, 2008 at 08:16 PM
Not a fan boy,that's the best post I've seen all day.
January 01, 2009 at 11:55 AM
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