« My Whereabouts | Main | I Am Currently Outselling David Sedaris »

June 18, 2008

I am REALLY Good at Self-Promotion

In the few hours since my last posting, my book sales have jumped 50,000 places.

Check this shit out on Amazon.

PT Barnum can suck my dick.


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference I am REALLY Good at Self-Promotion:


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.




If I pre-order the book on Amazon, will I receive it before July 19th when you and I are in Boston?


You are a million radical for stepping up to the self-promotion plate and I hope you sell one billion copies (suck on THAT, David Sedaris!).


Well played,my friend, well played.

Nickel Jean

Impressive! I wasn't planning on pre-ordering the book because I didn't want to wait for it to ship, but now I think I will. Now I need to come up with another book to order with it so I get free shipping...any suggestions?

Tom Lewis

Don't you know if you want to get anywhere on the interwebs you have to employ hackers from China?


is series of letters to a squirrel in your book? because i'll def. buy it if so

Chief Fever Nuts

The other awesome thing about Michael's book is that it will probably more truthful than David Sedaris's book.


You should appear on the Daily Show to promote your book, that's probably how David Sedaris got most of his pre-orders.

Chief Fever Nuts

It's getting even better, Michael:

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #5,007 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

Popular in these categories:
#11 in [...] Humor

Nickel Jean

Thanks for the suggestions, Camille. The first book is unavailable, but I may seriously consider the second. I don't usually purchase books (the library is my friend!), but of course this will be an exception.

The comments to this entry are closed.