Here I am in Encino, California:
Encino is wear they make all the crappy reality shows you see on television. I’m currently hosting a show that makes fun of all those shows by basically making our own crappy reality show. The question, of course, when making a fake crappy reality show is: how do you know when you’re making fun of crap or just actually making crap? That’s the challenge we’re faced with on this production. We’ve shot two episodes so far, and the only thing I can say about it without equivocation is that the catering has been excellent. For lunch today, I had a large green salad, several shrimp, and some ceviche. That’s why I look so happy. Because I’m eating well, and because just out of frame, the wardrobe girl is giving me a hand job.