Now I'm In LA
If you’ve ever wondered how amazing it is to be a celebrity, let me answer your question right now – lots of amazing. As evidenced by the fact that only DAYS AGO I was in Minnesota, and now I’m in California. And when I say “in California,” I specifically mean I’m in a DoubleTree Suites Hotel. If you’ve never been to one, let me clue you in: they give you a chocolate chip cookie when you check in. FOR FREE!!! You might think it’s because I’m a celebrity. No. I specifically asked if the cookie was because I am a celebrity. They said no, that they give them to everybody. I said, “Even Mexicans?” They said, “Yes.” Wow. Now that’s a great hotel.
Now, naturally they are going to do some things for me that they aren’t going to do for you. For example, they told me I was going to get a room with a million dollar view. They weren’t kidding. Here’s the view from my window:
You see that down there? Those are official Los Angeles city buses. Not one, but several. In fact, you’re looking at literally MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF BUSES!!! You can’t imagine how good my cookie tasted while enjoying that view. Los Angeles really is a gorgeous town.