Happy Thanksgiving to everybody. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because there's no stupid songs, no presents, no mythical characters (except for Indians), no television specials, nothing except friends and family and absurd amounts of food. I also like that it's a holiday specifically designed to give thanks for what is important to us in our lives. For me, that means poker, unicorns, frozen waffles, Taco Bell, friends, family, and all of you.
Have a great Thanksgiving. And if you must drink and drive, try to drive as fast as you can to get yourself off the road as quickly as possible.