In case you're wondering what it looks to check-in at the Cleveland airport, it pretty much looks like this:
And then this is what Showalter looks like waiting to check in at the Cleveland airport.
Please note that they have a Starbucks at the Cleveland airport where you can hang out before checking in. Especially helpful if you are four hours early for a flight, as we are. Please also note that Showalter looks retarded in this picture. (Click on it to really get the full-on retard effect)