This is what I look like when I'm working
A lot of times when I'm sitting at home, I wonder if I look cool. As it turns out, not so much. Notice in this photo I am unshaven and wearing headphones from 1976. And there are rainbows everywhere. That's because I have a special "rainbow room" in my house, which I installed at enormous cost. You would think that rainbows rooms would have come down in price over the years. Nothing could be further from the truth. If anything, they've only gotten more expensive since the international rainbow market exploded in the mid 80's. Plus, they cost a fortune to maintain. When I built this house, it really came down to a choice between an indoor sauna or a rainbow room. The sauna would have been awesome for swinger parties, but the rainbow room was necessary for work. So practicality won out over sexuality. Story of my life.
Hmm...why couldn't a rainbow room also be a swinger room?
The ladies are gonna be all over this casual devil-may-care pic. And by ladies, I don't mean me. I like you, but I'm a hard core lesbian.
Posted by: Camille | October 19, 2007 at 05:46 PM
May I just say that I love this website? Because I totally do. And you know what else I love? Headphones from 1976.
Posted by: Susanna | October 19, 2007 at 07:05 PM
First bullet: you have an authentic John Belushi left eyebrow arch going on there. (Only 14.9986% of Americans can do that).
Second bullet: I agree with Cam. Kill 2 birds with one stone by fashioning the rainbow room into a culturally diverse orgy room. Think United Colors of Benetton plus porn. Hot chicks between 18-21--all nationalities, pouty lips..?
That tip is free to you, Mr Saucy. Now, go now. Be free.
Posted by: Reen | October 19, 2007 at 10:25 PM
You, on a Le Corbusier chaise, diddling with your computer on your lap, is a lovely image to have in my mind.
And um, don't worry, you aren't missing out on much. Sauna sex parties really aren't nearly as much fun as one might think. Or maybe they are. It's been a while. Hmmm. I need to find my old phonebook.
Posted by: Zane | October 20, 2007 at 02:04 AM
Headphones rock. They make it look like you're doing something really important. Which is vital with kids around.
iPod type earbuds just make it seem like you're listening to something trite and disposable. But huge fuck-off headphones give that exact message to them: fuck off kids, daddy's doing important shit.
I could use a Rainbow room, my baby son loves them; I have to resort to holding a prismatic ashtray up to the window.
Posted by: Therese | October 20, 2007 at 03:42 AM
Therese, you made me laugh .
Posted by: Camille | October 20, 2007 at 07:17 AM
And a zoom on that = lips that beg to be...painted. An artists dream.
Get a pimple. A wrinkle. SOMETHING. Cross over. Join the rest of us imperfects out there.
You Turd.
Posted by: Reen | October 20, 2007 at 11:16 AM
In answer to Renee's point about lips-
Paging Cupid: We've found your missing bow.
Posted by: Therese | October 20, 2007 at 11:25 AM
Oh no, he pointed out some flaws on the pics he signed. I didn't realize it before, but he's a hideous beast that should be made to wear ill-fitting headphones and spend eternity in a rainbow covered room.
;)
Posted by: Camille | October 20, 2007 at 06:37 PM