Flying is Awesome
The enclosed photograph:
is me waiting to reboard my airplane after we left the gate (half an hour late), waited on the tarmac for half an hour, and then returned to the gate because Engine 2 wasn't firing. I don't like when any of the engines don't fire, so I was happy to return to the gate so that maintenance could deal with this problem. Rather than wait for them to fix the problem, they decided to put us another airplane, which of course necessitated everybody getting off the first airplane, and then waiting to board the second airplane, which is what we're doing now. Normally, I play "Who's the Terrorist?" in this situation, but I already played it. The guy in the orange shirt won.
Not because he was suspicious, but because he was so not suspicious. Terrorists are very, very clever. I don't want to say what airline it was, but it's initials are JetBlue.