Hi, everybody.
Welcome to my official website, where you can delve into all things Michael Ian Black. What kinds of things? How about photographs? I've got 'em. How about tour dates? You bet. Are there funny/weird/deeply disturbing stories? More than you can shake a stick at. Audio clips? Yes. Video clips? Sure. What about pancakes? Sorry, no pancakes.
I spent a great deal of time with my web team trying to figure out a way to upload fresh, steaming hot pancakes to this site, but it proved to be impossible. The pancakes weren't even the problem - it was the syrup. The syrup was really gunking up the server, and there's honestly no point in having fresh, steaming hot pancakes without syrup. I hope you're able to get over your disappointment about the pancakes, because if you can, I think you're going to discover a terrific site chock full of me.
So enjoy. Explore. Exfoliate (good for the skin). But most of all, I want you to think of my website as your website. Even though it's not. It's mine.
Your friend,
Michael Ian Black
"shake a stick at" is one of my favorite phrases. That and "make your head spin". Two kudos! Whoops,wrong site;)
Posted by: Camille | October 07, 2007 at 10:12 PM
I think this web site is tangible proof of (insert Omnipotent Deity of your choice)'s existence.
Even more so than the State DVD.
If I'm to think of it as my website (even though it's yours), it needs a few more Doctor Who references...
Posted by: Therese | October 08, 2007 at 06:27 AM
My (your) website is fantastic! I'm really proud of how awesome I (you) made it look!
Posted by: Susanna | October 08, 2007 at 02:43 PM
pancakes? I go to IHOP for pancakes. I come here for Michael Ian Black.
Posted by: tomdog | October 09, 2007 at 01:41 AM
oh,and you need more pics in your pic section. I have a few good ones. You know where to find me. I think.
Posted by: Camille | October 09, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Pancakes, the perfect "on the go" food.
Camille, yours ARE great, but darling. Do not discount the choice of pics thus far. I mean..hello. Have you looked at them? The second one? Holy curvy kissable lippage.
Oh. Right. Michael. This website will be a terrific vehicle for you. Keep on keepin' on, brother.
Posted by: Reen | October 09, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Am I missing something? I just see one(black and white) It is a very nice pic but we need variety! And by "we" I mean all the other ladies on board. I don't give a fig about pics, I just enjoy you for your mind.
Posted by: Camille | October 09, 2007 at 04:41 PM
Hello Mr. Black. I am very happy to have found this site, and because I don't work at work, I'm going to read this starting at the beginning. Forgive the possible, multiple, future comments. And thanks for making this your (my) site.
In anticipation,
Posted by: Jenny | July 17, 2008 at 02:22 PM